Maybe I need an oil change, Clean out all the gunk That’s been mucking up my life Forever. Remove the dirty sludge That slows down my engine, Saps my get up and go Pour in new ideas so I can run more smoothly, head in new directions, explore new horizons. While I’m at it I can rotate those old thoughts that wear me down in the same sore places, that keep me miserable in the same old ways, that endanger my life as I hit life’s potholes I don’t need a whole new me just a weekly tune up, Top myself off With a quart of new ideas, Clean off my clouded windshield to see life more clearly, And check the pressure of my soul If I take good care of me, I could last a lifetime, satisfaction guaranteed.