[Intro] “She’s alive—again! Ugh… tail’s still twitching...” [Verse 1] I burned the blueprints by mistake Or maybe that was part of the plan Drank my own serum just to see What happens when genius hits the fan Flirting with danger, snacking on wires Sparks in my teeth, I call it desire One red eye, one with shame Both still smarter than your brain [Chorus] I’m the test subject, I’m the cause Squeaking through your petty laws Mutation’s not a tragedy It’s freedom with insanity Rats don’t dream — we build empires In labs lit up with plasma fires! [Verse 2] I tried to date a laser once But it couldn’t handle this much voltage My lab coat’s singed, I call it chic You call it "unstable," I call it "unique" Cracked equations, giggle fits World domination in little bits Every failure’s a step ahead The rat gets smarter while the world plays dead [Chorus] I’m the test subject, I’m the cause Squeaking through your petty laws Mutation’s not a tragedy It’s freedom with insanity Rats don’t dream — we build empires In labs lit up with plasma fires! “Subject is... giggling. Again. Increasing voltage. Subject is enjoying this. Dammit.” [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] I’m the test subject, I’m the cause Squeaking through your petty laws Mutation’s not a tragedy It’s freedom with insanity Rats don’t dream — we build empires In labs lit up with plasma fires! [Outro] I’ll fail again — on purpose, maybe Chaos suits me more than safety My name’s Rhapsody — I cheat the odds Bow to your future rat-girl god [Big Finish] “She’s gone again—wait—NOPE, she’s back. And... she’s glowing.” "She's gone..."