It was coming right on cue... Ole Conlee fired up with the Friday night blues. ...On the radio..... when I pulled in the drive. Well I looked to my left... And something scared me half to death. ...I shook my head and I said... man alive. She was all decked out from head to toe. Looking Like something off a Broadway show. ...She looked at me when she hung up the phone. She said me and the girls are going out. To that downtown place I told you about. ....I'm meeting them there would you like to come along? I said darlin' I forgot your name. and I already ate ain't that a shame? ...Let me run this by you how's it sound? I'm in the mood for some natural light. Gonna follow the dust to a campfire tonight. ...Only problem is there ain't no dirt roads downtown... Yea there ain't no dirt roads downtown... Ain't no pig cooking in the ground ... Ain't no "gone.... gone with the wind ..... Ain't nobody looking back again..." Ain't no hound dogs laying around ... No Willie... Waylon.. Jones, Or "high lonesome sound..." Ain't no dirt roads downtown.. (2nd verse) You know they're all the same They just go by different names From the Dixon line on down to New Orleans There's Alabama beauties and there's Carolina cuties Georgia peaches and Mississippi queens No make no mistake there ain't nothing bout em fake And you can bet they'll make you lay down and crawl They know how to play their cards and they'll have you falling hard Leave you beggin' for an all night curtain call If you don't know where to look I'll tell you how to bait your hook Leave that city bar and head for the pines Start a fire out in a field and you'll see what it yields Cause every little girl's got a good ole boy in mind Repeat chorus Repeat chorus
