[Verse 1] Oh how I hate thee, let me count the ways Staring at the screen for days and days Spinning wheel of death, a frozen screen The slowest piece of trash I've ever seen Clicking on the button, begging for a break But you're so fricking slow, my hands begin to shake! [Chorus] Yes I do want to save my changes! Why is every single screen outrageous? If I didn't fill out all the fields today Then why did you even offer to save? Oh, Webexpenses, you're driving me insane An endless loop of digital pain! [Verse 2] Confusing layouts, what a complete mess Navigating this is a test of stress I have to click SAVE to save my report But BACK to save receipts? What a sport! I dragged the receipt, but not the exact spot So you just show it to me, whether I like it or not! [Chorus] Yes I do want to save my changes! Why is every single screen outrageous? If I didn't fill out all the fields today Then why did you even offer to save? Oh, Webexpenses, you're driving me insane An endless loop of digital pain! [Bridge] Argh! And if I explicitly click save It closes the whole expense, you misbehave! Why must you shut the door in my face? I'm lost in this terrible, cluttered space! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Yes I do want to save my changes! Why is every single screen outrageous? If I didn't fill out all the fields today Then why did you even offer to save? Oh, Webexpenses, you're driving me insane An endless loop of digital pain! [Outro] Just save my changes... Just let me out of here... Webexpenses, I hate thee! [End]
