Puddle Brain

[Intro/Spoken] They call him Puddle Brain [Verse 1] Ol' Puddle Brain He's got no fire, no get up and go Just a busted head and a busted radio He dresses gray on gray, sometimes brown on beige The only bright spot's the stain on his cuff from yesterday He keeps 'em clean, well, mostly clean Puddle Brain's kinda foul and mean Five foot nine and dumb as rocks Scarred up face from scurvy pox [Chorus] They call him Puddle Brain And he ain't sane Ol' Puddle Brain [Instrumental/Heavy Bass Riff] . [Verse 2] They call him Puddle Brain But his given's Thaddeus Grumblefoot Crandall That's a mouthful of a handle He wears suits and sandals He's got his smokes, he's got his thirst He'd drink top shelf whiskey But he's been broke since the first So now he drives a hearse And the corpse in the back stinks Puddle Brain thinks So he threw it away [Chorus] They call him Puddle Brain And he ain't sane Ol' Puddle Brain [Instrumental Break] . [Verse 3] Ol' Puddle Brain Out of gas, out of cash Just a hearse that won't start and an itchy ass He sits in the driver's seat, door hangs loose Tries to think but it ain't no use The corpse is gone but the smell stuck around So he sleeps with the windows down Thaddeus Grumblefoot Crandall That don't mean a thing He's a walkin', talkin', half baked stain That's Puddle Brain [Outro/ Bass Faded Out] .