[Verse 1] A man rode down the highway On his horse one day Heard that funny sound above "Foo foo" it say Looked up just in time It pooped right on his shoulder Reached up to wipe it off Then he heard that voice gettin' bolder [Chorus] Gnome jumped out Pointed with a serious stare "Don't wipe it off You'll be sorry! Leave that bird crap right there!" [Bridge] He didn't listen Wiped it clean Thought the gnome was lyin' Rode another mile down the road And then he dropped dead, no denyin' [Verse 2] Second rider comin' Heard that "foo foo" from on high Looked up just in time Felt it splatter right between his eyes Went to wipe it off Then that same gnome appeared Gave him that same warning But the stink was what he feared [Chorus] Gnome jumped out Pointed with a serious stare "Don't wipe it off You'll be sorry! Leave that bird crap right there!" [Bridge] He didn't listen Wiped it clean Thought the gnome was lyin' Rode another mile down the road And then he dropped dead, no denyin' [Verse 3] Third man heard that "foo foo" It pooped right on his head Closed his eyes real tight Then that gnome jumped out and said "Trust me this time Leave it there, don't you interfere" So he left it where it was And he lived for many years [instrumental break] [Final Chorus] The moral of this story.... If the foo shits, wear it! Yeah, if the foo shits, wear it! Leave that little gift Right where it lands, don't you interfere 'Cause if the foo shits, wear it You'll live for many years! If the Foo shits, wear it!
