[Intro — One drunken voice, then the whole tavern] He did Hon! He did Hon! That he did, that he did! He did Hon! The Hon he did! Did Hon the Honnar he did! [Verse 1 — The Dragon] To slay a dragon, mighty and strong, That's how a Hon gets sung in song! Three brave women did it too, So a Hon's a Hon, whatever you do! With a sword and a shield, And a mighty battle cry, He looked that dragon in the eye, And watched the bastard die! [Pre-Chorus — Call and Response] Did he Hon? (HE DID HON!) Was it grand? (IT WAS GRAND!) Did he slay that dragon? (TO BEAT THE BAND!) [Chorus — Full Tavern, Stomping and Clapping] He did Hon! He did Hon! That he did, that he did! Did Hon the Honnar, The Honnar he did! One for the dragon! Two for the dead! Three for the demon Who lost his head! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! Raise your mugs and drink your gold! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! That's how the mighty tales are told! [Verse 2 — The Undead] A vampire rose in the dead of night, A lich came creeping without a light! The dead came marching, the dead came strong, But the Hon came swinging and proved them wrong! Slay the dead! Slay the dead! Put those bones right back to bed! Make them dust! Make them gone! That's another mighty Hon! [Pre-Chorus] Did he Hon? (HE DID HON!) Were they dead? (THEY WERE DEAD!) Are they deader? (TWICE AS DEAD!) Then pour another round instead! [Chorus] He did Hon! He did Hon! That he did, that he did! Did Hon the Honnar, The Honnar he did! One for the dragon! Two for the dead! Three for the demon Who lost his head! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! Raise your mugs and drink your gold! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! That's how the mighty tales are told! [Verse 3 — The Demon] From Hell he came, from the Abyss he crawled, With claws and horns and a terrible maw! The Hon stood tall, the Hon stood fast, And kicked that demon right in the ass! Slay him well! Slay him fell! Send that bastard back to Hell! By the horns and by the tail, That's a Hon who'll never fail! [Bridge — Music Drops, One Voice] One for the dragon... Two for the dead... Three for the demon... [Whole Tavern Shouts] AND NOW THE BASTARD'S DEAD! [Final Chorus — Faster, Louder] He did Hon! He did Hon! That he did, that he did! Did Hon the Honnar, The Honnar he did! One for the dragon! Two for the dead! Three for the demon Who lost his head! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! Raise your mugs and drink your gold! Hon! Hon! Hon of Old! That's how the mighty tales are told! [Outro — Accelerating, Everyone Shouting] Did he Hon? (HE DID HON!) Did she Hon? (SHE DID HON!) Did they Hon? (THEY DID HON!) HON! HON! HON! He did Hon! That he did! Did Hon the Honnar he did! [Final Shout] HON!
