[Verse 1] Glass, white. Glass, brown. Glass, green. Paper, grey. Paper, white. Cardboard, flattened. Aluminium, silver. Aluminium, crushed. [Chorus] SORTED. PROPERLY SORTED. IT IS WEDNESDAY. THE BINS GO OUT. [Verse 2] Plastic, clear. Plastic, opaque. Polyethylene, high-density. Polyethylene, low-density. Tetra Pak, rinsed. Tetra Pak, dried. Steel, tin. Steel, empty. [The Yogurt-Pot Incident] UNRINSED. ORGANIC RESIDUE DETECTED. NON-COMPLIANT. CITATORY SIGNAL ACTIVATED. REJECTED. REJECTED. REJECTED. [Chorus] (alarm cuts out instantly; 4/4 returns with greater force — total mechanical recovery) SORTED. PROPERLY SORTED. IT IS WEDNESDAY. THE BINS GO OUT. [Bridge] (music stops. three seconds of silence. then a lo-fi field recording[SEIZED BY ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION]) [Outro] Glass, white... Paper, grey... Properly... Sorted...
