[Intro - bright synth, claps] Qwen… Qwen… Tell me when… Tell me when… [Verse 1] I saw a post at 3 a.m. Said Qwen 4 is coming, but I don’t know when Refresh the page, refresh again My GPU is asking, “Where have you been?” Twenty-four gigs and a little fan noise Waiting for the weights like a kid for toys Every model card says “coming soon” I’m dancing in my room to an empty tune [Pre-Chorus] Will it fit? Will it run? Will it shine on everyone? Open weights and open dreams Tell me what the future means [Chorus - big pop hook] Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Will you run on my local GPU, baby, tell me then Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Open source, open heart, say it once again When? When? Qwen - when? [Verse 2] 4-bit quant, I’m ready to go Running on a 4090, putting on a show No cloud bills, no API Just me and my GPU, wild and free But if the VRAM says “no way” I’ll still cheer for you anyway Drop the repo, drop the date I’ll be here, I’ll wait, I’ll wait [Pre-Chorus] Will it fit? Will it run? Will it shine on everyone? Open weights and open dreams Tell me what the future means [Chorus] Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Will you run on my local GPU, baby, tell me then Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Open source, open heart, say it once again When? When? Qwen - when? [Bridge - dreamy synth, half-spoken] Maybe I’m a nerd Maybe that’s fine Maybe my local GPU Is a toaster with a sign But I believe in open models I believe in local runs I believe in batch size one And waiting for the sun [Final Chorus - key change, big vocals] Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Will you run on my local GPU, baby, tell me then Qwen 4 - when? Qwen 4 - when? Open source, open heart, say it once again When? When? Qwen - when? [Outro - spoken, cute and dramatic] Qwen… If you’re listening… Just give me a date. Not “soon.” Not “stay tuned.” A date. And maybe… a 4-bit quant. Please. Qwen - when?
