[Verse] Adolph woke up bored one day Said life is dull I need some play Grabbed his map A pen in hand And sketched a trip across the land [Chorus] Blitz to Warsaw Feeling grand Danzig’s ships Then Norway’s strand Through the Ardennes Trees so tall Adolph’s romp He’ll see it all [Verse 2] The French coast called He packed his socks Strolled through Paris Bought a clock Thought of Britain Crossed his mind But those hosts? Not the friendly kind [Prechorus] So off to Greece The olives fine Danced with ruins Sipped some wine [Chorus] Blitz to Warsaw Feeling grand Danzig’s ships Then Norway’s strand Through the Ardennes Trees so tall Adolph’s romp He’ll see it all [Bridge] Russia loomed A frosty fate Winter whispered “You’re too late” Adolph turned His boots were cold Dreams of conquest growing old
