(Intro) Yeah… Welcome to the last hop, the edge of the edge… Where sessions get shaped, subs get authenticated, And only real OGs push terabits through the block… BNG life. Let's go. (Verse 1 — "Access Loop Assassin") Pulled up to the CO, racks cold, fans hummin', BNG in the cage, all the backhaul drummin'. OLT upstream, got the splitters all runnin', ONTs syncin' like the money stay comin'. PPPoE tags droppin' like shells on the street, My BRAS got flow stats cleaner than concrete. RADIUS on standby, watch the auth repeat, If your server don't answer—yo, session gon' delete. QoS real tight, yeah I shape like a tailor, Profiles so smooth they should call me "the scaler." Netflix flow heavy? I'm the traffic reglator— And your CGNAT stack lookin' weak, need a prayer. (Hook — "BNG Don't Sleep") I'm the B-to-the-N-to-the-G on the block, Carvin' up sessions like keys in a lock. From DHCP leases to the RADIUS knock, You ain't provisioned right, then your traffic won't walk. Yeah, I'm the gateway boss, ISP street talk— Pushin' meg to the gig like a king with a stock. BNG runnin' hot, never takin' a stop, If your packets try to front, imma make that drop. (Verse 2 — "RADIUS Reaper") UDP 1812, yeah that handshake's tight, If the liveness don't pass, imma fail that byte. CoA in the clip, DM blast on sight, Disconnect a fool's ONT outta pure spite. I'm the shaper, the squeezer, the bearer of fate, Lookin' down on your flappin' ONT like "Mate…" "Sort out your LOS, fix your damn light state." Your optics so dusty you degradin' the rate. Subscriber VLANs stacked like bricks on a corner, My queues so legit they should warn every foreigner. Got policers on the ingress, shapers on the border, Violatin' my CIR? That's a capital disorder. (Hook — "BNG Don't Sleep") I'm the B-to-the-N-to-the-G on the block, Carvin' up sessions like keys in a lock. From DHCP leases to the RADIUS knock, You ain't provisioned right, then your traffic won't walk. Yeah, I'm the gateway boss, ISP street talk— Pushin' meg to the gig like a king with a stock. BNG runnin' hot, never takin' a stop, If your packets try to front, imma make that drop. (Bridge — "L2TP Godfather") Tunnel terminate? That's a done deal, son. L2TP callin'? I don't ever outrun. Metaswitch, Juniper, Cisco—pick one, My BNG don't panic, it was born for the gun. Slangin' framed-routes like dealers on the strip, Address-pools ready, yeah they auto-equip. I push Option 82 like a gangsta with grip, If your relay tags messy imma sink that ship. (Outro — "The Last Hop Legend") So if you see me in the DC, know I run that lane, From GPON to XGS, back to transport domain. Your BNG weak? Better up your game, 'Cause I drop more packets than your marketing team. ISP gang, fiber deep, call me last-hop king, Provisioned so clean even BGP sing. BNG on the throne—yeah, I do my thing, Every session authenticated—ring ding ding.
