I heard Stephen Hawking talking to a liquid mirror on the wall about dust-dance-chaos in tornadoes and wheelchair wheelies at the mall I heard Stephen Hawking talking to Aldous Huxley on a plane on a stringy theory he's been stalking through twisting alleys of his brain Hawking talking Physics Hawking talking Shy Hawking talking black holes gobbling the sky Hawking talking theories Hawking talking shit Hawking talking Big Bangs and getting over it I saw Stephen Hawking talking to chocolate shadows in the rain about bending atoms in the Balkans and mending Jacob Marley's chain I heard Stephen Hawking talking in Godless gravity guffaws Speaking through a broken squeeze box and chewing through blue lobster claws Hawking talking Physics Hawking talking Shy Hawking talking black holes gobbling the sky Hawking talking theories Hawking talking shit Hawking talking Big Bangs and getting over it I saw Stephen Hawking talking to Albert Einstein in the nude Albert gazing at the heavens Steven screaming mankind’s’ screwed I saw Albert pushing Steven up a hill and off a cliff I heard Steven thanking Albert with shitty poems and guitar riffs Hawking talking Physics Hawking talking Shy Hawking talking black holes gobbling the sky Hawking talking theories Hawking talking shit Hawking talking Big Bangs and getting over it