Woke up this morning, heard a rumble down the street Saw a man in a makeup chair, tap-dancing to a beat He’s loud and he’s messy, yeah, he’s making quite a scene The greasiest politician that this town has ever seen (Chorus) Oh, Dirty Diaper Donny, you’re a wrecking ball in style Got a heart full of shadows and a permanent, crooked smile You’re a dangerous kind of fool, leave the cupboard bare Dirty Diaper Donny, why you acting like you don't care? (Verse 2) He’s selling off the pavement, he’s betting on the dark Just a wandering buffoon looking for a place to park Ignorance is his armor, corruption is his shield He’s just a broken compass standing in an empty field (Chorus) Oh, Dirty Diaper Donny, you’re a wrecking ball in style Got a heart full of shadows and a permanent, crooked smile You’re a dangerous kind of fool, leave the cupboard bare Dirty Diaper Donny, why you acting like you don't care? (Outro) Yeah, he’s a sight to see Stumbling through history Donny, you’re just a mess... (Sharp guitar sting)
