Yo, Jays risin’ from the ‘24 shitshow, overhaul bounce-back, now we own the flow. Vlad locked in with that half billy bag, Guerrero smashin’ bombs, pitchers start to gag. Bichette’s injury fucked the late slump ride, bad umps robbin’ calls, got us in a slide. But we’re deep as hell, payroll stackin’ high, Manoah DFA’d, that bum’s ass goodbye. Bieber, Bruihl, Domínguez dealin’ heat, Fisher, Fluharty shut ‘em down elite. Gausman, Hoffman, Lauer on the mound, Little, Nance, Rodríguez mowin’ down. Scherzer, Varland, Yesavage strikin’ fear, arms so filthy, Yankees drown in tears. Jays clinchin’ playoffs, magic number one, Win today, AL East since 20 15! Deep roster dominatin’, fuck haters’ noise, Toronto’s back, bitches, victory roars! Heineman, Kirk catchin’ every pitch, Barger, Clement rakin’, defenses twitch. Giménez, Kiner-Falefa lock the field, Loperfido, Lukes stealin’, unchilled. Santander, Schneider crush extra bases, Springer, Straw, Varsho run wild in chases. Bichette on IL, leads league in hits, back deep playoffs, Bassitt owns the zone. Dominated Yankees, tiebreaker throne, Red Sox chokin’ late, losses pilin’ lone. MLB conspiracy, Springer’s lip-read why, umps rigged it, but we still fly high. Fuck the league’s bullshit, Jays won’t ever stop, risin’ to the top. Jays clinchin’ playoffs, magic number one, Win today, AL East since 20 15! Deep roster dominatin’, fuck haters’ noise, Toronto’s back, bitches, victory roars! Dome to streets, hardcore fans on X, Savage, no filter, spittin’ truth no regrets. Payroll poppin’, roster stacked to brim, ’25 anthem, Jays destined to win! Jays forever, fuck the rest, we’re best!
