[Verse] Oh what’s this I spy In the footlocker’s gloom A glint of betrayal A sugary doom Private Pyle Step forward Explain what I see Is that a jelly donut mocking me? [Prechorus] Oh the glaze Oh the shame Oh the sticky crimson stain This is not just a snack It’s a crime It’s a name! [Chorus] A jelly donut A jelly donut It’s a tragedy baked in yeast You’ve dishonored the barracks You’ve dishonored the beast A jelly donut Oh how could you? Your hunger betrayed us Your loyalty too! [Verse 2] You knew the rules No chow in the bunks Yet you smuggled this pastry like a thief in the trunks It’s not just the calories It’s the weight of deceit You’ve brought shame to the squad with this sugary treat [Bridge] Was it the hunger The growl in your gut? Or the glimmer of glaze in the bakery’s rut? Did you think of your brothers Did you think of the corps? Or just of the donut And wanting one more? [Chorus] A jelly donut A jelly donut It’s a scandal in powdered form You’ve brought chaos to the ranks You’ve shattered the norm A jelly donut Oh how could you? The platoon is now tainted Because of your chew!
