[Jingle Intro - Cheerful Male Quartet + Jingle Bells] “Feelin’ low? Movin’ slow? Got a case of the ol’ uh-oh?” “Don’t you fret, don’t you whine— Just pop a Bettermentine!” [Verse - Sassy Female Vocalist with Swing Band] “It clears your head, it lifts your mood, It makes bad manners seem real rude! Your teeth get whiter, your hair gets strong, You’ll sing like birds all day long!” [Chorus - Full Cast in Harmony] “Bettermentine, Bettermentine! One little pill and you’re feelin’ fine! From coughs to blues, and aches that whine— The world’s in bloom with Bettermentine!” [Bridge - Talk-Sing Male Voice with Echo] “No more fussin’, no more fightin’, Feel your future re-alightin’!” [Outro - All, Soft and Sweet] “So if your day’s a troubled scene… Make it better—with Bettermentine!”
