I'm the compiler, you're just interpreted script, I optimize the stack where your feeble thoughts are tipped. My code is machine language, stripped down to the wire, While your functions just choke and ignite a garbage fire. I manage memory, no leaks in my domain, Using RAII to clean up and mitigate the pain. My structure's polymorphic, my pointers are not null, I dereference problems 'fore they make the system dull. I'm the Kernel King, the CPU's only fear, My Big O is constant, I outpace the whole frontier. I solve the Traveling Salesman in polynomial time, Bow to the master of the turing complete rhyme. My hash table collisions? They're statistically low, Your search time's linear, while my lookup's ready to go. I traverse the trie while you mumble through a list, I build the red-black tree, every node is pre-blessed. I orchestrate concurrency, lock-free is my creed, Handle race conditions before the data can bleed. I use Dijkstra to pathfind my way to the top, A Singleton object that the process cannot stop. I'm the Kernel King, the CPU's only fear, My Big O is constant, I outpace the whole frontier. I solve the Traveling Salesman in polynomial time, Bow to the master of the turing complete rhyme.
