[Style: Pop-Punk, Alternative Rock, fast driving drums, distorted guitars, melodic bassline] [Vocals: Female, energetic, bratty, sarcastic tone] [Tempo: 170 bpm] [Mood: playful, sarcastic, high-energy, catchy] [Intro] [Spoken, like a public service announcement over a single distorted guitar chord] This is a warning. For your own safety, turn this off. Right now. ... Okay, fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. [Fast drum fill kicks in] [Verse 1] [Music explodes: full band, fast and driving] It’s got a four-chord progression that you've heard before And a drum beat stolen from a discount store The melody is basic, the hook is so cheap This is the kind of trash you hear in your sleep [Pre-Chorus] [Slight build-up, palm-muted guitars] It’s intellectually vacant! It’s morally wrong! It’s another stupid, pointless, silly little song! [Chorus] [Full-on energy, very catchy, anthemic] Don't listen to this! It'll rot your brain! It’s painfully generic and completely insane! Oh, whatever you do, just make it stop! It’s the worst song ever (but it’s still a bop!) Don't listen to this! [Short, sharp guitar riff] [Verse 2] [Energy stays high] I’m gonna rhyme "fire" with "higher" and "desire" (Check!) I’m gonna sing "baby" 'til my vocal cords retire (Oh baby, baby!) There’s no deep message, there’s no art to see Just a calculated product for the industry [Pre-Chorus] [Slight build-up, palm-muted guitars] It's designed in a lab! It's a focus-group hit! It’s a three-minute serving of algorithmic fit! [Chorus] [Full-on energy, very catchy, anthemic] Don't listen to this! It'll rot your brain! It’s painfully generic and completely insane! Oh, whatever you do, just make it stop! It’s the worst song ever (but it’s still a bop!) Don't listen to this! [Bridge] [Music drops down, vocals get more sarcastic and spoken] This is the part where it gets "real" and "deep" But I'm just looking at the clock and fighting off sleep You're still here? You're still listening? Wow. You've got a problem. The hook is coming back now... brace yourself... [Aggressive drum roll] [Guitar Solo] [An intentionally basic, but incredibly catchy and well-played guitar solo] [Female vocals ad-lib: "Yeah! So predictable!"] [Chorus] [Music is huge and loud, maximum energy] Don't listen to this! It'll rot your brain! It’s painfully generic and completely insane! Oh, whatever you do, just make it stop! It’s the worst song ever (but it’s still a bop!) [Outro] [Music cuts abruptly to just the vocal] [Spoken] Seriously, turn it off. [Sound of a record scratch] It's stuck in your head now, isn't it? [Short, final guitar "chunk"] Sucker.
