(Verse 1) Well I walked into a bar with a sign on the wall, Said “We support The L.G.B.T.” in letters real tall. I said, “Alright buddy, what’s that mean He said, “Liquor, Guns, Boobs, and Trump — WOO!” I spit my drink, the jukebox froze, A cowboy laughed so hard he snorted his nose. I said, “Man, that’s a saying I ain’t heard before,” He said, “Stick around, son — we got plenty more.” (Chorus) ’Cause I believe in the L.G.B.T., “Liquor, Guns, Boobs, and Trump — WOO!” It’s a wild little motto that works for me. Then L.G.B.T. it might fit you. (Verse 2) There’s a lady with piercings,and purple hair Said, “I’ll drink to that, sugar — cheers to that!” A biker chimed in with a holler and stomp, Said, “I don’t know the order but I’m down for Trump.” A dude in flip‑flops raised his beer, Said, “I’m just here cause I'm queer, let’s be clear.” The bartender sighed, “Y’all are nuts,” Then added, “But pour me one — I’ll join you mutts.” (Chorus) ’Cause I believe in the L.G.B.T., “Liquor, Guns, Boobs, and Trump woo It’s a wild little motto that works for me. Then L.G.B.T. it might fit you. (Bridge — Comedy Rant) Now don’t get mad, don’t get taint, It’s just a joke on a Saturday night. A silly little phrase on a barroom sign, Where the beer is cold and the jokes ain’t fine. (Final Chorus) ’Cause I believe in the L.G.B.T., “Liquor, Guns, Boobs, and Trump — WOO!” It’s a wild little motto that works for me. Then L.G.B.T. it might fit you. (Tag) And if you don’t… well buddy that’s fine — More liquor for me, you can have the whine ’Cause I believe in the L.G.B.T., “Liquor, Guns, Boobs, and Trump — WOO!” It’s a wild little motto that works for me. Then L.G.B.T. it might fit you.
