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Jealous God Fuck Yourself

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I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God. Visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me. Showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. (chorus) I am a jealous God. Did you know that already? Or did you just learn this? Never knew this in your studies. The information is muddy. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, God dam it. Remember the Sabbath day and sleep it of on the seventh day. Do no work, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant. Nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens, earth and the sea, and rested the seventh day. (chorus) Yes I know I am a jealous, petty God. But I really do love you. Worship me and give me praise. But if you sin, I will send you. To hell to burn and suffer forever and ever. Amen to that, mother fuckers. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you. You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, his male servant. His female servant, his ox, nor his ass. Anything. (chorus) Yes it's true I am a jealous God. But do these Bible writing morons even know me? They never spoke to me or sought me out. To learn what I really think. As a matter of fact I think the writers stink. (chorus) I am a jealous God. Believe me when I say. These writers think they know me. And take credit for my words. They twist and break and bend and spin. To suit their own minds. What a bunch of ass holes they are. Ass holes they are. Get to know me the real way on your own. And if you don't believe that's ok. I'll send you to hell anyway. Not really, just kidding. But am I?