[INTRO — 4 BARS | ANTIQUE MUSIC BOX PLAYS A SLOW, DISTURBING CHILDREN'S LULLABY | DISTANT CHURCH BELL TOLLS THREE TIMES | WIND HOWLS THROUGH AN ABANDONED FARMHOUSE] [SFX — FAINT CHICKEN CLUCKING BECOMES DISTORTED | LOW WOLF GROWL | DISTANT ROOSTER SCREAM | TV STATIC CRACKLES] [SFX — SLOW HUMAN HEARTBEAT GROWS LOUDER | MUSIC BOX SUDDENLY STOPS] [MALE VOICE 1 — COCK-A-DOODLE-DO | LOW, GRAVELLY, TERRIFIED SOUTHERN BARITONE | CLOSE-MIC WHISPER] Name's Cock-A-doodle-Do... And I ain't been right since that night. [VERSE 1 — MALE VOICE 1 | SINISTER COUNTRY STORYTELLING | LOW CELLO | CREEPING HEARTBEAT | FAINT MUSIC BOX UNDERNEATH] It was midnight down at Farmer Brown's, Not a single hen made a sound. Dolly Part-Hen was watching TV, With the biggest breasts you ever did see. Two big breasts and a tiny waist, Lord, that hen could stop the place! [SFX — TIGER SNARL | LION GROWL | DISTORTED CHICKEN CLUCK | CHURCH BELL STRIKES] [MALE VOICE 1 — FRIGHTENED | MUSIC SLOWS | HEARTBEAT ACCELERATES] The screen went white, she started to scream, At first them double-D's wouldn't fit through the screen! I screamed, "DOLLY!" [SFX — PIERCING TV STATIC | VIOLENT THUNDERCLAP] The ghost pulled harder, the TV shook— Feathers and cleavage everywhere! And Dolly gave one final look. [FEMALE VOICE 1 — DOLLY | HIGH SOPRANO | TERRIFIED SHRIEK | DISTANT ECHO] "COCK-A-DOODLE-DO! HELP MEEEE!" [SFX — MUSIC BOX PLAYS THREE WRONG NOTES | DEEP CHURCH BELL | DEMONIC ROAR] [CHORUS — EXPLOSIVE GOTHIC HORROR COUNTRY | POUNDING TRIBAL DRUMS | DISTORTED BARITONE GUITAR | THUNDEROUS CHURCH BELLS | FRANTIC STRINGS | GHOSTLY MIXED CHOIR | HEARTBEAT BENEATH THE RHYTHM] [DEMONIC FEMALE CHOIR — LOW, DISTORTED | MULTIPLE VOICES] "SHE BELONGS TO US!" [MALE VOICE 1 — DESPERATE | FRANTIC] SHE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE! My Dolly's in the television! [DEMONIC WHISPER — LEFT TO RIGHT STEREO] "She's never coming home..." [MALE VOICE 1 — TERRIFIED SHOUT] THE COOP'S POSSESSED TONIGHT! [MALE WITH GHOSTLY CHOIR | RHYTHMIC HORROR CHANT] The eggs are flying, The hens are crying, And it was terrifying! [SFX — CHICKENS SCREAMING | FLAPPING WINGS | GLASS BREAKING] [MALE VOICE 1 — PANICKED] Holy cluck! She was outta luck! [FEMALE VOICE 1 — DOLLY | DISTANT SCREAM FROM INSIDE TELEVISION] "GET ME OUTTA THIS DAMN TV!" [MALE VOICE 1 — FULL HORROR SCREAM | CHURCH BELLS CRASH] SOMEBODY SAVE MY SIDE CHICK TONIGHT! [VERSE 2 — MUSIC DROPS TO LOW HEARTBEAT | CREEPY MUSIC BOX RETURNS | DISTANT OWL HOOTS | WIND WHISTLES] [MALE VOICE 1 — FRIGHTENED STORYTELLING] We called a psychic from down the road, She saw the coop and nearly choked. [FEMALE VOICE 2 — PSYCHIC | OLD, RASPY CONTRALTO | OMINOUS, SLOW DELIVERY | REVERB] "Boy, these spirits ain't here for fun... Somebody buried chickens under this barn!" [SFX — DEEP DEMONIC GROWL | CHURCH BELL TOLLS | CHICKEN BONES RATTLING] [BRIDGE — ALMOST COMPLETE SILENCE | SLOW HEARTBEAT | TV STATIC | DISTANT MUSIC BOX PLAYING BACKWARD | CREEPING DISSONANT VIOLINS] [PSYCHIC — RASPY FEMALE | GHOSTLY ECHO] "Go toward the light! Bring your Dolly home tonight!" [SFX — HEARTBEAT DOUBLES | LOW ORCHESTRAL SWELL] [MALE VOICE 1 — TERRIFIED | URGENT STORYTELLING] I jumped inside that glowing screen, Saw things no bird should ever see. A thousand chickens without heads... And Dolly sitting with the dead. [SFX — GHOSTLY CHICKEN CLUCKS | DEMONIC WHISPERS | DISTANT WOLF HOWL] [FEMALE VOICE 1 — DOLLY | PANICKED SOPRANO] "COCKADOODLE-DO! Save me!" [SFX — CINEMATIC EXPLOSION | FIRE BURST | DEEP SUB-BASS RUMBLE | FRANTIC HEARTBEAT] [FINAL CLIMAX — FAST, CHAOTIC HORROR COUNTRY | VIOLENT ORCHESTRAL STRINGS | THUNDEROUS CHURCH BELLS | DISTORTED GUITAR | DEMONIC ANIMAL ROARS] [MALE VOICE 1 — FRANTIC] I grabbed her wing, We made our flight! But them big ol' breasts Got stuck halfway through the light! [FEMALE VOICE 1 — DOLLY | ANGRY SOPRANO SCREAM] "QUIT STARIN' AND PULL, YOU IDIOT!" [SFX — HORRIFYING DEMON SCREAM | MUSIC BOX SPEEDS UP UNNATURALLY] [MALE VOICE 1 — SHOUTING OVER CHAOTIC ORCHESTRA] I pulled and pulled, The spirits screamed— [SFX — MASSIVE DEMONIC ROAR | SHATTERING GLASS] Then Dolly's bra strap snapped and broke the screen! And we were free! [SFX — EXPLOSIVE ORCHESTRAL HIT | CHURCH BELLS RING WILDLY | SUDDEN COMPLETE SILENCE] [OUTRO — DEAD SILENCE FOR TWO BEATS] [SFX — SINGLE SLOW HEARTBEAT] [SFX — ANTIQUE MUSIC BOX BEGINS PLAYING THE ORIGINAL LULLABY, BUT OUT OF TUNE] [SFX — FAINT TV STATIC | DISTANT CHICKEN CLUCK] [MALE VOICE 1 — TREMBLING | BARELY ABOVE A WHISPER] I looked at Dolly... [SFX — SICKENING NECK CRACK | LOW DEMONIC RUMBLE] Her head spun all the way around. [SFX — MUSIC BOX STOPS] Her eyes glowed red. And she clucked... [LONG PAUSE — HEARTBEAT STOPS] [FEMALE VOICE 1 — DOLLY'S SOPRANO MORPHS INTO DEEP, GUTTURAL DEMONIC CHICKEN VOICE | HEAVY DISTORTION] "I'M BAAAAAAAAK..." [SFX — CHURCH BELL TOLLS ONCE | DEMONIC ROOSTER CROW] [DEMONIC MIXED CHOIR — TERRIFYING WHISPER | VOICES MOVING AROUND LISTENER] "THEY'RE HEEEEERE..." [SFX — VIOLENT ORCHESTRAL HORROr
