(Intro) my problems are external my tea herbal baby you're in pain from your internal hurdles so I compromise, meet you in the middle I work with you, help you out a little im a politician calm cool collected you're a crazy lady, hot headed you went ahead and wrecked it you say I'm a crazy lady too I laugh you got a attitude if you're sad it comes from inside of you unrelated to anything I did or didn't do (Verse 1) you drop hints bout walkin down the aisle I say right this second? not happening, easy wow you get a vague response, I don’t commit we avoid the topic, you deal with it you wanna build a life, share a home I got my own goals, congress postponed maybe you should prove to me you're worth it and I’ll bail and ghost anytime I’m offended (Chorus) I pat myself on the back look how good I am do therapy like Bush did Afghanistan problem solved, I got what I want I pick it up like plane debris at the pentagon (Verse 2) you hate staying behind when I leave town I say hold that thought, walk away and shut it down I got reasons for solo personal trips you should really be supportive how ’bout you trust me when I say I’ll stay and bring me peace while I cause you pain u want something real I'm out that's fine I got mine two years in office prime of your life no refunds babe it's always mine (Bridge) I patiently say honey, you’re a lot of work vote for me not that other jerk and listen to my words you are treasured you protest louder you don't feel heard I twist the narrative, you sound absurd you storm the capital two planes hijacked you say selfish narcissist OOoO I feel attacked compromise, meet you in the middle you're so sad inside and I’m so superficial (Chorus) I pat myself on the back look how good I am do therapy like Bush did Afghanistan problem solved, I got what I want I pick it up like plane debris at the pentagon (Outro) deny deny and if it was me you'll go down in history my miss lewinsky I am not a crook baby and I don't do crack, no way, not me 12 steps but my ego’s still in the driver’s seat blind to my own toxicity I hit A.A. meetings like every week got net worth, smooth when I speak under my belt Years of therapy but what the fuck is accountability
