I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs

[Verse 1] My first frog wore my wedding ring But faithfulness wasn’t his favorite thing I thought a different pond might change my luck Turns out a frog’s a frog no matter what One frog swore I was the only fish in his sea Then I found out there were two or three besides me Man, I learned my lessons faster than I could keep score But life had a few more frogs in store [Chorus] I kissed a lot of frogs before I found my prince Some were fun for a minute, some I wish I’d missed Had liars, users, grifters, and a few cheatin’ dogs Man, I kissed enough frogs to fill a country song Some hopped in, some hopped out Some left me wondering what love was all about If bad decisions were a sport, I’d be a Hall of Fame jock Thank goodness I survived all those frogs [Verse 2] One frog had me thinking I’d finally found my match Till I found out I was just another catch Another one was drama morning, noon, and night Man, I got so tired of trying to make things right One frog moved in without an invitation Turned my little house into a daycare station I started feeling less like a girlfriend and more like a mom That’s about the time I knew something was wrong [Chorus] I kissed a lot of frogs before I found my prince Some were fun for a minute, some I wish I’d missed Had liars, users, grifters, and a few cheatin’ dogs Man, I kissed enough frogs to fill a country song Some hopped in, some hopped out Some left me wondering what love was all about If bad decisions were a sport, I’d be a Hall of Fame jock Thank goodness I survived all those frogs [Verse 3] Then there was Mr. Corvette with money to burn Kept me a secret till I took a wrong turn Found out his secretary knew him better than me Guess she had VIP access I didn’t see One frog said, “Baby, my marriage is open wide” I said, “That’s nice,” then I enjoyed a short ride Hopped out of that mess before it got too deep Some lessons are expensive, some come cheap One frog loved chemicals more than he loved me I declined to join him on his misery spree He dodged my calls without a “See you later” Never got a reason, but he did me a favor [Vocal Bridge] There were first dates, blind dates, and a few mistakes Coffee shop heartbreaks and gym rat flakes Enough stories there to fill a paperback book But every wrong turn made me take another look [Final Chorus] I kissed a lot of frogs before I found my prince A whole swamp full of lessons while I had no sense Every heartbreak taught me what I needed all along That’s how I finally found where I belong Yeah, I kissed a lot of frogs, that’s just how it goes Had to wade through the cattails before I found a rose Some folks find love on the very first try Me? I had to drain the whole dang pond dry