Oh Maverick and Sam

acoustic, grunge, Seattle, folk, unplugged, male vocals

INTRO

Well I logged into Discord just to get through my day,
Didn’t know Maverick and Sam were comin’ my way.

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VERSE 1

Maverick hit the channel with a holler and a grin,
Said, “Boy, you need Star Citizen, come on and jump in.”
Then Sam rolled up right after, like a partner in crime,
Taggin’ me so hard it felt like overtime.

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VERSE 2

I typed back slow, “Fellas, that game ain’t cheap,”
I’ve seen too many space sims put a man in too deep.
But they kept throwin’ trailers like cards on a bar,
Sayin’, “You’ll never regret it, you’re meant for the stars.”

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CHORUS

Oh Maverick and Sam, won’t you give me some peace,
I said my wallet’s fragile, let the pressure decrease.
You’re singin’ ‘bout spaceships like Sunday believers,
But I’m hearin’ money leavin’ like runaway steamers.

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VERSE 3

Then Sam stepped forward with a deal way too kind,
Said, “I’ll buy it for you, man, don’t you worry ‘bout the grind.”
And Mav dropped a screenshot of a ship shining bright,
Y’all turned that Discord chat into a sales pitch night.

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CHORUS

Oh Maverick and Sam, won’t you let me be free,
You two are sellin’ hard like a back-road guarantee.
Yeah, the verse looks pretty but the cost hits mean,
And I’m tryin’ not to dive in that galaxy machine.

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BRIDGE

One of these nights I might just cave,
Join you boys flyin’ reckless and brave.
But I’m standin’ my ground like a man should do,
Even though that starter pack’s lookin’ brand-new…

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CHORUS

Oh Maverick and Sam, you’re a troublesome pair,
Tryin’ to rope me into space like a county fair dare.
I keep sayin’ “no,” but you know how it goes—
Every country boy falls for the shine that glows.

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FINAL CHORUS

Maverick and Sam, yeah you’re wearin’ me down,
Turnin’ that Discord chat into a talk-of-the-town.
I said it’s too pricey, too heavy a load,
But I might buy Star Citizen… Lord help my bank code.

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OUTRO

So if you see me flyin’, boys, don’t act surprised.
It’s just two stubborn friends and a game I denied.
Yeah, Star Citizen got me, after all that fuss…
Guess your country boy folded, like we all knew he must.

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INTRO Well I logged into Discord just to get through my day, Didn’t know Maverick and Sam were comin’ my way. --- VERSE 1 Maverick hit the channel with a holler and a grin, Said, “Boy, you need Star Citizen, come on and jump in.” Then Sam rolled up right after, like a partner in crime, Taggin’ me so hard it felt like overtime. --- VERSE 2 I typed back slow, “Fellas, that game ain’t cheap,” I’ve seen too many space sims put a man in too deep. But they kept throwin’ trailers like cards on a bar, Sayin’, “You’ll never regret it, you’re meant for the stars.” --- CHORUS Oh Maverick and Sam, won’t you give me some peace, I said my wallet’s fragile, let the pressure decrease. You’re singin’ ‘bout spaceships like Sunday believers, But I’m hearin’ money leavin’ like runaway steamers. --- VERSE 3 Then Sam stepped forward with a deal way too kind, Said, “I’ll buy it for you, man, don’t you worry ‘bout the grind.” And Mav dropped a screenshot of a ship shining bright, Y’all turned that Discord chat into a sales pitch night. --- CHORUS Oh Maverick and Sam, won’t you let me be free, You two are sellin’ hard like a back-road guarantee. Yeah, the verse looks pretty but the cost hits mean, And I’m tryin’ not to dive in that galaxy machine. --- BRIDGE One of these nights I might just cave, Join you boys flyin’ reckless and brave. But I’m standin’ my ground like a man should do, Even though that starter pack’s lookin’ brand-new… --- CHORUS Oh Maverick and Sam, you’re a troublesome pair, Tryin’ to rope me into space like a county fair dare. I keep sayin’ “no,” but you know how it goes— Every country boy falls for the shine that glows. --- FINAL CHORUS Maverick and Sam, yeah you’re wearin’ me down, Turnin’ that Discord chat into a talk-of-the-town. I said it’s too pricey, too heavy a load, But I might buy Star Citizen… Lord help my bank code. --- OUTRO So if you see me flyin’, boys, don’t act surprised. It’s just two stubborn friends and a game I denied. Yeah, Star Citizen got me, after all that fuss… Guess your country boy folded, like we all knew he must.

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