I just pushed my uncle down the stairs now he crippled That’s why some people call me diddle but the names really diddlemcgriddle My mom said don’t be a failure so I learned to play the fiddle I mean this my first track but already the goat but that’s why my brother said low key I like your throat I just smacked my grandma cause she ain’t buy me no v bucks and I just smacked my retarded cusion with a slice of fucking pizza I’m a go shit on the leaning tower of piza I’m going to Italy like in GTA Then my cousin jumped off a building saying I’m Superman ima save the day They say rock a my soul more like cock in my hole They say never mind you gay I said you couldn’t tell I’m 6ft I stand on my money I’m 6ft tall just kidding I’m 5ft tall cause the IRS broke in and stole it all I wanted for tax evasion But it’s my birthday so I’m still celebrating My brother got me a hellcat it’s black it’s got a scat pack it goes fast Ima go rob the McDonald’s for cash and the cops can’t catch me cause I’m so fast Im so fast they call me the flash but that’s how long my ex says i last A flash But screw that my uncles still crippled im going to go hit him with my fiddle I just jump scared my cousin I said boo he said wtf I thought you were scooby doo I told him what the hell im not a dog I’m not a cat but he said fuck you your still fat so I hit him with another slice of pizza this time my grandma did buy me some vbucks I guess I’m good with good luck My friend just fixed all my grammar he said “how you saying this you’re white with fluffy hair, it’s just not right” I sad nah I’m black I’m a nonchalant dread head, just for spite he said, “screw you I’m reporting you to the feds you black dread head” Then I’d be wanted for everything else maybe I should go take a shower I haven’t done that since they took the towers
