Well I do my best talkin' down at the honky tonk, I'll sit there all night 'til I can hardly walk... That's just the way I am, ya see, needa find some women that love me for me. I love my job, and I love my life, Love my girlfriend, and I love my wife. Even when I got it all, I can't help but stray— Cause I'm out here Honky Tonkin' damn near every day. Yeah I head right down, shufflin' and a-walkin', one thing on my mind, and that's Honky Tonk Talkin'. Honky Tonk Talkin', that's my style, Buy you a drink and stay a while. If you're lonely, baby don't keep walkin'— Come on over, let's do some Honky Tonk Talkin'. I sit at the bar, year after year, the only sweat I like is drippin' from my beer. The band's all tuned up, deliverin' a hit, all I smell is sawdust and spit. My eyes scan the room, just a-creepin' and stalkin', lookin' for a little gal who needs some Honky Tonk Talkin'. Yeah I head right down, shufflin' and a-walkin', one thing on my mind, and that's Honky Tonk Talkin'. Honky Tonk Talkin', that's my style, Buy you a drink and stay a while. If you're lonely, baby don't keep walkin'— Come on over, let's do some Honky Tonk Talkin'. She was wearin' Daisy Dukes and some fine Tony Lamas, had to move in closer to this little fine mama. Now this little filly was all toned up and tan, the way she was shakin', looked like she needed a man. She said, "Buy me a drink." I said, "Honey, I just might." She slid a little closer, and said, "Looks like we're busy tonight." In walks Carla Jean and Betty Sue, the good old-fashioned Mrs. and the gal who'd never leave me blue. They ran into each other while I was out on the town, compared a few notes and done tracked me down. One thing on their mind, like a lion out stalkin', they're here to do a different kind of Honky Tonk Talkin'. Honky Tonk Talkin', that's my style, Buy you a drink and stay a while. If you're lonely, baby don't keep walkin'— Come on over, let's do some Honky Tonk Talkin'. (Honky Tonk Talkin'!) Honky Tonk Talkin', that's my style, (Honky Tonk Talkin'!) Buy you a drink and stay a while. If you're lonely, baby don't keep walkin'— Come on over, let's do some Honky Tonk Talkin'. Honky Tonk Talkin'... Honky Tonk Talkin'...
