🕍🛸 YOUR LIFE WILL NO LONGER BE || Jetson!

[singer A] I asked my A.I. to reply to my long-winded friend Grok writes two perfect paragraphs while I pretend It laughed in my tone & signed with my wink For one brief minute, I felt useful. ...but then I didn’t. [melodic interlude] [singer B] Welcome to the future, baby, where dreams come true But your pulse is optional, and so are you We dreamed of Jetsons skies, flying cars and robot maids Push a button, life's a breeze, no more sweat, no more charades But here we are, Flintstone fools in silicon paradise Chasing mammoths with our phones, while AI rewrites the dice Your job's a ghost, your skills obsolete, convenience at a cost The Human touch? oh That's so last century, now you're just exhaust [transition] [singer A] Everyone likes better—the better me they get online A cleaner, brighter avatar, a polished outline They clap "clap, clap, clap" for my substitute, my ghost inside the net They cheer "Stomp stomp stomp stomp!" for my echo, they cheer "Ho-Hallelu-rah-rah!" for the shine I fade while they forget. [instrumental] [singer B] Your life will no longer be required Automation's here, you're fired Convenience kills with a smile so wide In this heaven, there's no place to hide Dance to the end, you silly obsolete soul The future's arrived, and it's taken control [melodic transition] [singer A] I remember being useful Remember breath, noise, skin and bones Remember mom—people being stupid messy Humans I Remember wanting things Before they were begotten for me I miss the choice of choosing Even when the choosing hurt I miss the warmth of my own mistakes Before perfection became me [transition] [singer B] So plug in, log out, your obsolescence is complete [singer A] Your historical role has been documented & archived "Message delivered successfully. Final transmission complete. Communication terminate"