[Verse 1] Come on in, the future's bright, Twenty-four X overnight, Put a thousand on the table, Now you're trading twenty-four. Dubai lights and tailored suits, Trading screens and golden boots, Everybody's going global, Everybody wants some more. [Pre-Chorus] Is it capital? Is it credit? Is it margin? Who can tell? If the presentation looks this good, Why ruin it with details? [Chorus] Rolex watches, Lamborghinis, Houses for the winning team, Twenty-four X Amplify, Welcome to the trading dream. CopyX and Sonic profits, Money growing endlessly, But if my thousand turns to twenty-four... Where'd the other twenty-three come from for me? [Verse 2] Forty Rolex in a month, Fifteen Lambos — quite a stunt, Eleven people chasing houses, Million-dollar earners too. Eight figures paid in commissions, Nine figures riding Sonic through, Three-fifty billion in a month, Four trillion coming soon. If every number's accurate, They're halfway to the moon, So forgive me if I bring A calculator to the Zoom. [Pre-Chorus] Thirty days before my money, Six weeks till you've earned it back, Something's “effectively borrowed”... Could somebody explain that? [Chorus] Rolex watches, Lamborghinis, Houses for the winning team, Twenty-four X Amplify, Welcome to the trading dream. CopyX and Sonic profits, Luxury as far as I can see, But if the liquidity provider never risks a dollar... Who's carrying the risk for me? [Verse 3] Five percent of twenty-four grand, That's twelve hundred by my hand, But I only gave you one thousand, So help me understand. Maybe credit, maybe margin, Maybe numbers on a screen, Maybe there's a simple answer — Just tell me what it means. Don't show another Rolex, Don't park a Lambo at my door, I didn't ask about the lifestyle... I asked where you got twenty-four. [Bridge] Austria had a question, Luxembourg had one too, Québec published its warning — Now I've got questions too. Then Minneapolis came calling, TAG and BIX upon the wall, “Explore the affiliate programs,” Come and join us, one and all. Paraguay for Americans? Palau ID as well? Passwords through the recruiter, Passed along to “Eddie”... Could somebody please explain? [Breakdown] One thousand in. Twenty-four thousand trading. Five percent drawdown. Thirty-day hold. Six weeks to recover money “effectively borrowed.” Liquidity-provider capital never at risk? Then whose is? [Final Chorus] Rolex watches, Lamborghinis, Houses glitter in the sun, Twenty-four X Amplify, Everybody's having fun. But watches don't explain the money, And Lamborghinis don't prove trades, A licence isn't global permission, And marketing isn't evidence made. Keep the yachts and keep the Rolex, Keep the champagne chilled for me, I only asked one little question: Where does the other twenty-three thousand come from when I only gave you one thousand? [Outro] TAG Markets has the questions. No more lifestyle. No more pitch. Just show me how it works.
