[Verse] Once upon a time, a bot named Bartholomew The software and hardware were all askew But all his parts worked and all his sparks flew Bartholomew Said, "There's something that I gotta do" [Prechorus] "Oh, honey, what's the point of artificial intelligence If not to open a bakery? I mean, what could make more sense?" [Chorus] So come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on Come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on Come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on To Bartholomew's bakery for matcha kouign-amann [Verse 2] Some folks prefer the bitter black bean paste Others like chocolate or plain old butter taste But I think matcha's gonna win the rat race Come get a taste In this mechanized little place [Prechorus] Oh, sugar, it's the place to get your danish, tart, and croissant The name's Bartholomew's Bakery The robot who'll bake what you want [Chorus] So come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on Come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on Come on, let's come on, come on, let's come on To Bartholomew's bakery for matcha kouign-amann
