[intro] Excuse me... Excuse me! Is anybody actually working here? [verse 1] Karen arrived at a quarter to nine Already upset that the weather was fine Coffee too hot, parking too far Someone had parked slightly crooked by her car The queue moved quickly She called it a disgrace The girl said, “Morning” With the wrong look on her face She took down her name She asked for the boss She'd suffered enormously At absolutely no cost [pre-chorus] And everybody sighed When Karen walked in But that, apparently Was where the trouble would begin [chorus] Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again She's making a complaint 'Cause they're openly explaining That she's always got a problem with them She wants it on record She wants something done She'd like to speak to someone Above everyone Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again [verse 2] Her neighbour complained That she complained every night So Karen complained That this wasn't quite right “How dare you accuse me Of making a fuss?” She shouted for twenty-five minutes At the residents' WhatsApp group She called the municipality The complex and police To lodge a formal grievance That nobody wanted peace And when they asked politely If perhaps she'd let it go She filed another complaint About being told “no” [chorus] Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again She's making a complaint 'Cause they're openly explaining That she's always got a problem with them She wants it escalated She wants someone fired She wants a written statement And she's getting rather tired Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again [bridge] She complained about the hold music Then complained when they picked up Complained the form was far too long Then said it wasn't long enough Complained nobody listened Then talked across the reply Complained they called her difficult And demanded to know why [breakdown] “I am NOT a complainer!” (You complain a lot.) “That is completely irrelevant!” (You're complaining now.) “I'd like your supervisor.” (Of course you would.) “AND YOUR NAME.” [chorus] Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again She's making a complaint 'Cause they're openly explaining That she's always got a problem with them She wants compensation An apology too And written confirmation That the problem wasn't you Karen's got a complaint About the people complaining About all of her complaining again [outro] Excuse me... I don't appreciate the tone of this song. Who wrote this? I'd like their name. And their manager. Actually... Give me the manager's manager. [end]
