[TITLE: THAT'S MY BESTIE — CaseyJane × Lady Red] [LYRICAL DIRECTION — 100 BPM | FEMALE COUNTRY TRAP DUO] Hard Southern hip-hop bounce, explosive 808s, tight kicks, snapping snares, rolling hats, gritty banjo syncopation, funky baritone ukulele, sharp viola chops, low cello stabs, vinyl scratches and beat cuts. NO pop-country, bluegrass, brass, choir or crowd. TWO DISTINCT FEMALE VOICES ONLY. Female 1: urban , smoky, low, dry alto, laid-back drawled rap, sly deadpan humor. Female 2: natural southern drawl ,, forward, twang-heavy-low country voice, sharper attack, faster rhythmic bite, exaggerated sarcastic inflections. NEVER swap verses, blend solo lines or add a male voice. On hooks, alternate 2-line chunks. All speaking is SPOKEN, not sung. [INTRO — Vinyl Crackle, Banjo Plucks, Sub Rumble] [Female 1 — Spoken, Dry] Hey, Red. You bring the good sense? [pause] [Female 2 — Spoken, Smirking] Nope. Thought you had it. [pause] [Female 1 — Spoken] Well, shit. [pause] [Both — Shouted] Here we go! [DJ SCRATCH — 808 DROP] [pause] [CHORUS — Alternating Two-Line Rap Pairs] [Female 1] That's my bestie, yeah, that's my girl, Two bad women in a messed-up world. [pause] [Female 2] She got the fire, I got the spark, We can turn a quiet night into a parking-lot party. [pause] [Female 1] Big boots, big mouths, don't give a damn, Got each other's backs, that's the whole damn plan. [pause] [Female 2] If you see one, better look for two, [Both — Shouted] 'Cause wherever she goes, I'm coming through! [pause] [VERSE 1 — Female 1 ONLY | Low Smoky Alto, Dry Rap] [Stripped 808, Funky Ukulele, Banjo Accents] Brown hair up, black shades on, Been running my mouth since the break of dawn. She calls me trouble, I call her worse, We both got opinions and a colorful curse. She says, "Girl, don't start that shit." I say, "Too late, I'm committed to it." She rolls her eyes, but she's grabbing her keys, Saying, "Lord, give me strength with this woman, please." I don't need saving, she don't need fixing, We just need bass and a little less bitching. Two grown women, got bills to pay, Still find time to act half our age. [PRE-CHORUS — Female 2 ONLY | Sassy Twang Rap] [Beat Pullback, Snare Build] She starts trouble, I drive the truck, That's our whole system—good fuckin' luck. She says, "Red!" I say, "I'm in," That's how a perfectly good night begins! [CHORUS — Alternating Two-Line Rap Pairs | 808 Drop] [Female 1] That's my bestie, yeah, that's my girl, Two bad women in a messed-up world. [pause] [Female 2] She got the fire, I got the spark, We can turn a quiet night into a parking-lot party. [pause] [Female 1] Big boots, big mouths, don't give a damn, Got each other's backs, that's the whole damn plan. [pause] [Female 2] If you see one, better look for two, [Both — Shouted] 'Cause wherever she goes, I'm coming through! [VERSE 2 — Female 2 ONLY | Country Twang, Sharp Fast Rap] [Rapid Hats, Fat 808, Plucked Banjo] She got the attitude, I got the stare, One raised eyebrow, there's a story right there. She says, "Did you hear?" I say, "All of it." Now we're both in the corner trying not to lose our shit. She'll tell me straight when my jeans look wrong, I'll tell her that joke's been dead too long. We can raise some hell, then sit real still, Talking 'bout groceries and the damn light bill. She knows when "I'm fine" is a flat-out lie, Shows up with snacks, says, "Who made you cry?" We can cuss, cool off, then laugh 'til we choke, She's my emergency contact—God help us both! [BREAKDOWN — Beat Cuts; Vinyl Crackle, Sub Pulse] [Female 1 — Spoken] Hey, Red? Think we're a bad influence? [pause] [Female 2 — Spoken] On who? [pause] [Female 1 — Spoken] Everybody. [pause] [Both — Shouted, Laughing] GOOD! [DJ SCRATCH — BANJO TRAP DROP] [BRIDGE — Alternating Spoken-Rap, No Overlap] [Female 1] Who's got my back? [Female 2] Girl, you know I do! [Female 2] Who talks the most? [Female 1] Apparently you! [Female 1] Who's got the keys? [Female 2] Who took my phone? [Both] Lord have mercy, just take us home! [INSTRUMENTAL — 8 BARS, NO VOCALS] [Banjo / Viola Riffs, Cello Hits, 808 Slides, DJ Scratches] [FINAL CHORUS — Alternating Two-Line Rap Pairs | Full Force] [Female 1] That's my bestie, yeah, that's my girl, Two bad women in a messed-up world. [pause] [Female 2] She got the fire, I got the spark, We can turn a quiet night into a parking-lot party. [pause] [Female 1] Big boots, big mouths, don't give a damn, Got each other's backs, that's the whole damn plan. [pause] [Female 2] If you see one, better look for two, [Both — Shouted] 'Cause wherever she goes, I'm coming through! [OUTRO — Beat Cuts, Vinyl Crackle] [Female 2 — Spoken] Casey? We're not right. [pause] [Female 1 — Spoken] Never claimed to be. [pause] [Both — Shouted] THAT'S MY BESTIE! [FINAL 808 HIT — END]
