🎵 (Theme song – 80s/90s cartoon style) [INTRO - spoken over quick cartoon visuals] 🎙️ “He’s got whiskers full of wonder, Paws dipped in potions, and a tail of trouble! He’s Albus!” [VERSE 1] In a castle deep where the spellbooks sleep, Lives a cat who never naps — too much fun to keep! He’s got a magic bag and a dragon snack, One minute here, the next — he’s not comin’ back! Spilled the youth drink in the wizard’s tea, Now they’re both bouncin’ round like bunnies, wheee! Mosaic milk? Yeah, he drank it proud, Now he’s struttin’ like a statue, drawin’ quite the crowd! [CHORUS] 🎶 Albus the Magical Cat! Jumpin’ through potions, tip of the hat! Wands in his teeth, spells in his track, You never know where he’ll be at! Al-bus! Always a step ahead — He’s the cat that fills the tower with dread (and fun!) Al-bus! Just when you think he’s gone, He’s pokin’ out of your teacup with a yawn! 🎶 Albus the Ma~gical Caaaat! 🎶 [VERSE 2] Dancin’ with bees, yeah the Cantukalia sting, A week of blindness is a minor thing! Got the wizard stuck inside a book, Then baked a pie with a sideways look. He paints the air with glowing swirls, Turns dragons loose with rainbow curls. Pekitinkers flappin’, books start snappin’, And Albus just grins like “Look what happened!” [CHORUS - repeat] 🎶 Albus the Magical Cat! Messin’ with spells — imagine that! One paw in soup, the other in fate, Turned the castle into anime state! Al-bus! Zoomin’ through glitchy doors — Watch your step, he’s messed with floors! Al-bus! Tail in the wind, He’s your nightmare and your bestest friend! 🎶 Albus the Ma~gical Caaaat! 🎶 [BRIDGE - slower, dreamy] He’s got nine lives and a thousand tricks, Stealin’ the scene with his wizardly mix. He’s a menace... and a marvel too, And deep down, the wizard loves him (that’s true). [FINAL CHORUS - modulated, BIG FINISH] 🎶 Albus the Magical Cat! No scroll or spell can hold him back! Zoomin’ through the clouds, rollin’ on rainbows, Knocked over time again, “Oops, there it goes!” Al-bus! Master of the mayhem show — If it sparkles, he'll make it glow! Al-bus! One more leap, and BOOM! He’s teleported right into your room! 🎶 Al-bus the Maaagical! Unstoppaaable! Super CAT!!! 🎶 (meow!)