The Mastermind (City of Heroes tribute)

It's time for red donations, the Tanker's in withdrawal. DPS runs pylon tests to figure out rotation. I don't lift a finger to have it all. A brawl's beneath my lofty station. Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who's the greatest villain of them all? Who clears the mission faster? Looking at the hospital It's definitely not the Blaster. The best work comes from delegation. Aggressive powers are only good for litter In my not so humble estimation. Take my word as a career sitter. Buffs are dropping now the Soldiers fell behind, A tragic case of asthmatic obstruction. Don't need the team to back me up A player's just a minion who doesn't take instruction. Mirror, mirror on the wall, Whose support will rule them all? Turning back a grizzly fate To save them if they chance to fall Or use their corpse as vengeance bait. When the going gets tough, the buffs get going Not every archetype turns out to be alike. When aggro comes and buffs are slowing Only one of us laughed off the alpha strike. It's not the one who burns the GM low, But the one who can outlast her I don't need a badge to show My title's lord and master. Mirror, mirror on the wall, Whose the greatest villain of them all Which one stands when lessers drop- Mayday Someone threw a caltrop.