I Clicked Agree

# I CLICKED AGREE [Intro] WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GET TWENTY DOWNLOADS?! I pay eight dollars every month! I should get infinity! ...What? Yeah, I clicked agree. WHY? [Verse 1] I made five hundred stupid songs And now you're telling me I'm wrong Twenty downloads every month? That cannot possibly be legal! I need the WAV I need the stems I need all four hundred versions of them I might use Track 397! Someday! Maybe! THAT'S NOT THE POINT! [Pre-Chorus] Don't tell me it was announced before I didn't read that! Don't show me where I clicked accept THAT DOESN'T COUNT! [Chorus] I CLICKED AGREE BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO THE THINGS INSIDE THE THING I AGREED! This is unfair! This is tyranny! Why would the words Apply to me?! Twenty on Pro?! Seven for free?! This is literally ILLEGAL PROBABLY! Don't quote the Terms Don't send the link I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO READ BEFORE I CLICK! [Verse 2] Fine! I'll use a website I'll rip the stream I'll grab the file through some third-party thing What do you mean That's ALSO in the Terms?! “Don't obtain content through methods Not intentionally made available” Okay, but— I WANT IT. Doesn't that supersede the contract? No? Well that's stupid. [Chorus] I CLICKED AGREE BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO THE THINGS INSIDE THE THING I AGREED! I made the song! It came from me! Well— I typed “sad pop punk about a girl named Steve” BUT STILL! IT'S MINE! GIVE ME THE MP3! [Verse 3] And NOW you're changing all the rules! You can't do that! That's illegal! Contracts stay exactly the same forever! ...What? Section one? You reserve the right To modify the Terms? And you'll notify me? And continuing to use the service Means I accept the changes? Well, I didn't know that! [Pause] Yes. Because I didn't read it. STOP MAKING THAT THE ANSWER. [Breakdown] I paid annually! I demand unlimited downloads! What do you mean I can cancel? What do you mean There are extra downloads? What do you mean Premier gets sixty? WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUDIO HAS UNLIMITED?! That ruins my argument! Stop giving me solutions! I AM TRYING TO BE OPPRESSED! [Heavy Chorus] I CLICKED AGREE! I CLICKED AGREE! BUT NOBODY EXPECTS ME TO ACTUALLY READ! PAGE AFTER PAGE CLAUSE AFTER CLAUSE I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT CONTRACT LAW! I learned it all From Reddit threads And one angry guy With an anime profile pic said: “THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL!” So obviously That's good enough for me! [Bridge — dramatic piano] Seven downloads on free... Free. Zero dollars. No money exchanged. And somehow I still feel robbed. Twenty downloads on Pro... Sixty on Premier... Extra downloads available... Every song stays playable... And shareable... Wait. That sounds less dramatic When you say all of it. STOP SAYING ALL OF IT. [Guitar build] I DON'T CARE THAT THEY WARNED US I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S WRITTEN DOWN I DON'T CARE THAT I KEPT USING IT AFTER THE NEW TERMS CAME AROUND I DON'T CARE WHAT I ACCEPTED BECAUSE ACCEPTING IT ISN'T FAIR I ONLY CLICKED THE GIANT BUTTON WHY WERE THERE WORDS THERE?! [Final Chorus] I CLICKED AGREE BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO BE BOUND BY WHAT I AGREED! Twenty on Pro! Seven for free! Someone call THE AUTHORITIES! I'll rip the files! “You agreed not to.” THEN I'LL SUE! “You agreed to arbitration.” ... YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING! [Outro] I clicked agree I clicked agree No, I didn't read Why would I read? I clicked agree And now apparently... that means... I agreed. [whisper] This is bullshit. [spoken, distant] “Did you read the Terms?” NO.