
Five-One and a Quarter of Trouble (Remix)
[INTRO — spoken, playful Southern twang] Well, baby… If you like your woman sweet with a little bit of bite, I might just be your kind of Friday night. [VERSE 1] Five-foot-one and a quarter inch, Brown hair, blue eyes, and a little hell-bent, Heart as big as a Texas sky, Love you hard, but I don’t play shy. I can two-step pretty, I can talk real straight, Put a little sugar in your sweet tea late, Got country in my blood, got spark in my smile, And I can make a lonely man forget that dial. [PRE-CHORUS] I ain’t a dime-store dream on a magazine page, I’m the kind of good trouble that gets better with age, If you want a little honey with a whole lotta sting, Boy, you just might’ve found your everything. [CHORUS] I’m five-one and a quarter of kick-your-ass, Little bit of sugar with a whole lotta sass, Got a heart wide open and a wild side, too, Ain’t afraid of forever if I’m falling for you. I can ride shotgun, or I can take the reins, Put a little sunshine in your pouring rain, If you’re a lonely cowboy with a heart that’s free, Quit wishin’ on a star, boy, come wish on me! [VERSE 2] I know how to handle a hard day’s work, And how to make a slow dance do a little more than flirt, I can keep you guessing, keep you on your toes, And I clean up real nice when the Friday night calls. I like my men steady, with a little bit of grit, Strong enough to lead, smart enough to let me pick, You bring the firewood, I’ll bring the flame, We’ll see how long before you forget your own name. [PRE-CHORUS] I ain’t looking for a prince on a big white horse, Just a good-hearted man who knows his own course, One who means what he says, stands tall, stands true, And ain’t scared of a woman who knows what she wants, too. [CHORUS] I’m five-one and a quarter of kick-your-ass, Little bit of sugar with a whole lotta sass, Got a heart wide open and a wild side, too, Ain’t afraid of forever if I’m falling for you. I can ride shotgun, or I can take the reins, Put a little sunshine in your pouring rain, If you’re a lonely cowboy with a heart that’s free, Quit wishin’ on a star, boy, come wish on me! [BRIDGE — half-spoken, teasing] Now, I ain’t saying I’m the answer to your every prayer… But, cowboy, I’d sure look good standing right there. I can be your soft place, your Saturday night, Your hold-on-tight and your everything’s-alright. I come with a heart that don’t love halfway… And a little brown warning label that says: “Handle with care… Or don’t come my way!” [FINAL CHORUS — bigger, playful ad-libs] I’m five-one and a quarter of kick-your-ass, A little bit of heaven with a whole lotta sass, Got a heart wide open and a wild side, too, Boy, your mama might just fall in love with me, too! I can ride shotgun, or I can take the reins, Make you forget all your old heartaches, If you’re a lonely cowboy, here’s your guarantee: Your dream girl ain’t a dream… She’s five-one and a quarter of trouble, baby! [OUTRO — spoken with a wink] Come on, cowboy… You gonna say howdy, or just keep staring?

