I met her in the office down in an old Hotel Where she offers kids for Pea in the Does like coca cola C-O-L-A, Cola She walked up to me and she called me a pea in the dough I asked her her name and in a dark brunette voice she said alura L-U-R-A, Lura La-la-la-la Lura Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she called me that she showed her spine Oh my aLura La-la-la-la Lura Well, I'm not dumb so I do understand Why she talked like a woman but protected her men Oh my aLura La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura Well, when her co-manager came out as a pea in the dough In the offices candlelight She 'picked him up' by sitting on his knee And said "Dear friend, I'll have a baby for you" Well, I am the world's most passionate guy So I looked in her eyes, and said best if you both see a Doctor La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura aLura La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura He didn't push her away So I walked out the door Then told all their friends But I didn't go down on my knees When they looked at me as if they couldn't be Well, that's the way they want it to stay But there's no way you're doing that in my land aLura La-la-la-la Lura Men will do boys and Women will beat girls It's a depraved, messed up, financially desperate world, especially aLura's La-la-la-la Lura's Well, I got sacked just a week after And I'd never ever taken everyone to court before But all their friends turned out to be pea in the dough's too So I said "Dear aLura, thanks for making me the man" Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man But not so aLura La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura aLura La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura aLura La-la-la-la Lura La-la-la-la Lura
