[Verse] Well I found me a cove where the pelicans curse, The sand smells like cheese and the beer makes it worse, Dookie's perched high on a sun-bleached sign, Sippin' Wild Turkey, feelin’ just fine. My denim vest’s got a salt crust stain, Hair blowin’ sweet with a septic tang, Toes in the foam where the storm drains meet, Oh baby, paradise smells like feet. [Chorus] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Verse] She kicks up the muck, I flap in the goo, We’re makin’ a mess, but we don’t have a clue. The tide’s full of trash and the sky’s full of stink, But we’ll dance ‘til we’re dizzy — and drink ‘til we sink! The foam’s got a fizz, and the sand’s full of grime, But Dookie and Scuzz are havin’ a time. No rules, no shame, just the muck and the fun, We’re plungin’ in gunk ‘til the night is done! [Chorus] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon.
