Dancin' Donny Verse 1 Here he comes, look who's on the stage Eighty years old but he's acting his age Lights come on, crowd starts to roar He starts to wiggle like he's done it before Left hand up, right hand flies Big fake smile and the crazy eyes Moving his shoulders, shaking his head Doing the dance while he should be in bed Pre-Chorus He wants you to think he's feeling fine But something ain't right behind that smile Chorus Dancin' Donny, Dancin' Donny Moving like his pants are getting muddy. Dancin' Donny, look at him go Only from the waist up, that's all we know He's a tool, he's a fool Trying to look cool Dancin' Donny's dancing tonight Trying to make you think everything's alright Verse 2 He can't shake it, can't shake it loose Something in the back says, "Don't you move" No booty shake, no fancy feet That diaper's packed and it's getting deep He bobs to the left, he bobs to the right Throws both arms up like he's winning a fight The band keeps playing, the cameras roll He's dancing hard but he's lost control Pre-Chorus He's selling confidence by the pound But everybody knows what's really going down Chorus Dancin' Donny, Dancin' Donny Moving like his pants are getting muddy. Dancin' Donny, look at him go Only from the waist up, that's all we know He's a tool, he's a fool Trying to look cool Dancin' Donny's dancing tonight Trying to make you think everything's alright Bridge Step to the left Step to the right Wait, there are no steps tonight Hands in the air Shake that head Somebody better check that bed Confidence! That's the show! Keep it moving! Nice and slow! Don't look down Don't look back Whatever you do Don't check the sack! Breakdown Dancin' Donny! Shake it, baby! Dancin' Donny! Drive 'em crazy! Dancin' Donny! What a sight! He's trying to dance his way out of the night! Final Chorus Dancin' Donny, Dancin' Donny Moving like his pants are getting muddy. Dancin' Donny, look at him go Only from the waist up, that's all we know He's a tool, he's a fool Trying to look cool Dancin' Donny's dancing tonight Trying to hide what's out of sight Dancin' Donny, Dancin' Donny Can't shake his booty, that's the funny Dancin' Donny, take a bow He's trying to conceal a stool somehow Outro Dancin' Donny! There he goes! Dancin' Donny! Nobody knows! Dancin' Donny! What a show! From the waist up, baby... That's as far as he'll go!
