I’ll Tattoo That Shit
[Intro – Spoken, cocky attitude] “Throats? Yep!” “Fingers? Hell yeah!” “Straight lines? YES, PLEASE!” “Wait… you want it WHERE?” “FUCK YEAH, LET’S GO!” [Verse 1] Some artists want a pretty rose, A butterfly or a little pose. They want the arms, they want the thighs, But mention a throat and watch their eyes! They say, “Hell no, I ain’t doing that!” I spin my chair and say, “Imagine that!” You can keep your easy little shit, I’m the Queen Bitch who was made for it! [Chorus] I’ll tattoo that shit! Hell yeah, bring it in! Throats and necks and knuckles, Let the fucking fun begin! Hands and fingers, bring ‘em all, I ain’t scared of nothing, y’all! And if you want some ink upon your dick, Well, buddy, that’s a hell of a trick! I’ll tattoo that shit! Yeah, I’ll tattoo that shit! [Verse 2] Twenty-five years with a machine in my hand, I’ve inked damn near everything across this land. If I can’t do that shit, I might as well quit, But here’s the thing, I fucking LOVE that shit! Straight lines? HELL YES, PLEASE! Bring me the spots that make ‘em weak in the knees! Throats and fingers, necks and dicks, I’m the Queen Bitch who gets her kicks! [Chorus] I’ll tattoo that shit! Hell yeah, bring it in! Throats and necks and knuckles, Let the fucking fun begin! Hands and fingers, bring ‘em all, I ain’t scared of nothing, y’all! And if you want some ink upon your dick, Well, buddy, that’s a hell of a trick! I’ll tattoo that shit! Yeah, I’ll tattoo that shit! [Bridge – Spoken with attitude] “Wait a minute… you want it WHERE?” [Guitar stops] “Well, drop your pants and let’s have a look!” [Guitar kicks back in] “Twenty-five fucking years, baby!” “YOU THINK THAT SCARES ME?” [Final Chorus – Loud and Rowdy] I’ll tattoo that shit! The weird, the wild, the hard! You can keep your easy tattoos, I’ll take the fucking scars! From your throat down to your fingertips, And all the way down to your bits! If the other shops won’t touch that shit… I’LL TATTOO THAT SHIT! [Outro – Spoken, laughing] “Next customer!” “Where you want it?” “Straight lines? YES, PLEASE!” “OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!” [Big guitar finish]
