[Verse 1 — Cruise One] We boarded that ship with a bottle in hand, A little bit nervous, but ready to stand. Music and wrestling, the party began, Nobody knew what was coming — but damn! From the first night out till the sun came up, We raised every glass, we filled every cup. And somewhere between the ring and the sea, A bunch of strangers became family. [Pre-Chorus] We didn't know where this road would go, But six years later, now we know... [Chorus] We're one big crazy family, Out here on the open sea. Rockin' and wrestlin', wild and free, Just where we're supposed to be. From the first damn cruise to number six, We've seen it all — the whole bag of tricks. And when that seventh one sets sail, We'll raise our glasses and tell the tale! [Verse 2 — Cruise Two] Second time around, we knew the drill, Another floating party with another thrill. Bands on the stage and fights in the ring, You never know what the night might bring. Friends came back and the family grew, And every crazy night brought somebody new. The ocean outside, but inside that ship, There wasn't a single moment we wanted to miss. [Verse 3 — Cruise Three] Cruise number three — now we're veterans, man, Same crazy family with an even bigger plan. Wrestlers and rock stars all running around, While thousands of maniacs were shaking the ground. Late-night stories we'll never repeat, Dancing in hallways and stomping our feet. You might've come aboard not knowing a soul, But by the time you left, you were part of the whole. [Chorus] We're one big crazy family, Out here on the open sea. Rockin' and wrestlin', wild and free, A floating freak show made for you and me. From the first damn cruise to number six, We've seen it all — the whole bag of tricks. And when that seventh one sets sail, We'll raise our glasses and tell the tale! [Verse 4 — Cruise Four] Number four and the madness grew, More faces, more stories, more friends we knew. You could walk down the hallway at half past three, And find something crazier than you'd ever see. The bands kept playing, the matches went on, We partied through the night and partied till dawn. And somewhere between the laughter and noise, We realized this wasn't just a vacation of choice. [Verse 5 — Cruise Five] Five years deep and we're still going strong, Singing every chorus, screaming every song. We've shared the good times, we've shared the pain, And somehow we keep coming back again. Different ships, different ports, different seas, But the same damn feeling is all that we need. Because once you're part of this crazy crew, There's always a place on the ship for you. [Bridge — Cruise Six] Then came number six — can you believe it? Another chapter and we still can't leave it. Six years of memories, six years of friends, Six years of nights we never wanted to end. We've watched strangers become brothers and sisters, We've made memories that nobody can whisper. And if you ask why we keep coming back... [Breakdown] It's not just the wrestling. It's not just the bands. It's not just the parties Or the drinks in our hands. It's the people beside us. It's the stories we share. It's knowing that wherever we go, Our family is there. [Final Chorus] We're one big crazy family, Out here on the open sea! Six cruises down, but we're not done, The best damn voyage is still to come! From cruise number one to number six, We've lived through all the crazy shit. And now number seven's calling our name, So grab your bags — we're doing it again! [Outro] Seven! Seven! Seven! Raise your glass and sing along, We've been waiting for this all year long. From the first voyage to the seventh sea, This crazy family is where we wanna be. So here's to the friends we've made along the way, Here's to the memories that never fade. Wherever the ocean carries us to... We're one big crazy family — And there's always room for you! [Final shouted line] SEE YOU ON THE CHRIS JERICHO CRUISE!
