I walked into the dusty old room If I didn't know better it might be a tomb There's a message etched in the wall It stretches 6 foot tall Every moment I waste There's a chance I'll lose this chase I turn to the side There's a grumpy old frog He winks his huge eye And slops down some grog Mr. Detective there's nothing here for you I've solved this case Don't look so blue! A talking frog in a cold empty room Grinning at me like a total buffoon There's a message etched in the wall It stretches 6 foot tall Every moment I waste There's a chance I'll lose this chase I leave the room There's nothing here Just a talking frog And a cold glass of beer
