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The Shit Song (For The Lords Elect)

I study shit, I know its smell It is the root of human hell In long years gone, it stank the air I know the stink, it screams NOT FAIR By nature all that live make shit It's not a fault, it's just a bit Of how forms live, of how forms survive You could say shit keeps all alive! For shit recycles in the soil On land where men and women toil To grow the food, each mouth to fit And this in turn creates more shit! By nature all that live make shit It's not a fault, it's just a bit Of how forms live, of how forms survive You could say shit keeps all alive! Just OWN your shit is all I ask! The endless flow of endless shit It does not worry me a bit For this is nature at its task Just OWN your shit is all I ask! If all did this one simple thing It would great joy to this world bring! An end to war, no lamp unlit And all resolved by love of shit! OWN IT! ©2026 Trevor Swistchew. All rights reserved.