Andy's our new pea hem

[intro] laila looks so fine nigel downs a pint rod's made rod for back, yet too many brute's geth sem any black led this total fruit to his better's sack moral fibre's lax rayner joins parade andy's doing great greeting palace aide as charles celebrates singing 'well done mate! hip hip hooray..great ! ha ha ! hee hee hee! i'm so hap peeeeee... [chorus] andy's our new pea hem he shall not be removed we've seen the back of dems and lay bores cloven hooves, but chemmy baddy knocks rest for six of the best polly ticks ain't cricket played with wicked wicket ha ha ha ! hee hee hee! at last! no more rodney! [verse 1] steady on ! madame's caught out mid run trot skiing along from too much rum the member for silly isles i'd say - blind as i love white's needles eye, hey? as all sing 'andy's been elected !' as a lice beer's cohorts defected with barbed, slant-rhymed comments auntie beeb has taken away the black dog's lead so to recite contrite bugger all falsified reports of doggerel [chorus] andy's our new pea hem he shall not be removed we've seen the back of dems and lay bores cloven hooves, but chemmy baddy knocks rest for six of the best polly ticks ain't cricket played with wicked wicket ha ha ha ! hee hee hee! at last! no more rodney! [verse 2] rod says ' i ain't been me self lately!' lammy asks ' who have ya been, matey ? ' 'at first i was a corbin easter then i'd extremely bad summer then hun bean only to me visa problems amigo - what a bummer !' "where ?" says lammy lamentably 'yeah - i meant metaphorically! ' sniper rod - ' met who for hic ali? ' replies dull as ditchwater lammy "god give me strength " rod says in despair they're not going anywhere, this pair ! [bridge] their slow gun slogan's 'love, where is thy sting ?' to which baddy says 'in hove, near hastings !' 'they've shot themselves in both feet with this one! ' says lovely laila - she's such a bright one! all see green as grass has been zack's roaming ha ha ! hee hee! ' zack's failed like bro roman! drowned amid sexual allegations that have led to awful condemnation now as belfast too fast erupts after handcuffing of dying man disaster it's really time for rod to just go everyone on the planet thinks so " green belt hopper bland - why are you so slow to leave an england that despise you so ? are youth hic or sum ink, mini skirting issues, while she ping & poo tin flirting ? " [chorus] andy's our new pea hem he shall not be removed we've seen the back of dems and lay bores cloven hooves, but chemmy baddy knocks rest for six of the best polly ticks ain't cricket played with wicked wicket ha ha ha ! hee hee hee! at last! no more rodney! [outro] so it's 'good buys to yellow belly bellend lying toad - waddle he do ? ' his number tennis is up the creek without a paddle sadly it's true we're so glad to see the back of runt sending all up the wall with his " front it out " - we'll welcome & embrace face who comes to sit at 'your fired' place ! from where me & all else are sitting it's only right, proper and fitting that, as you're useless as a kitten you really should be quitting !