[Verse 1] Woke up this mornin', Michael Kofman in my ears, thinking bout wasted munitions, holdin' back the tears, I got a Hormuz hot take, what are we doing about the chip ban, The Senator from Michigan just sighed and said, "Oh man." [Chorus] She said, "You need a life! (You need a life!) Quit readin' policy reports all night! You love a markup session more than mornin' light — Jordan, buddy, you need a life!" [Verse 2] I know each combatant command they ever named, I cut a Suno number on AFRICOM, unashamed, Export controls, diffusion rules, I keep 'em all on file, She said, "Boy, who hurt you? Go outside and walk a mile." [Chorus] She said, "You need a life! (You need a life!) supply chain research ain't no way to spend a night! You memorized the markup, every clause in sight — Jordan, honey, you need a life!" [Bridge] Now hold up, Senator, somebody's gotta grind, The adoption gap with China won't just close itself, you'll find, You said it on the record — we're years behind the pace, (He's right! He's right!) — so I read all night to win the race! [Verse 3] I run a whole WarTalk, a ChinaTalk too, I'm cuttin' tape past midnight, what else is there to do— You read your Walter Isaacson, well that's a nerd's delight — So don't you call me crazy when you're cut from the same kite! [Final Chorus] She said, "You need a life! (He need a life!) But maybe, just maybe, the kid is kinda right! gotta do the work if we wanna win the fight — Jordan, honey, go on and read all night!" [Outro] Close that gap, roll up your sleeves and grind... Beat 'em on the homework — leave the P.L.A. behind!
