States Of Confusion (TEX-ass remix)

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[intro]
Welcome to the States of Confusion 
U - S - of - A
United we sit, where once we used to Stand
all playing different tunes, no longer the same band

[Verse 1 – East Coast]
Woke up in Massachusetts, land of the free and the taxed
Harvard elites sippin' lattes, tellin' us how we should act
From Boston to Cambridge, it's all MassHysteria
Protests in the streets while they're countin' their hysterics
Yellin' 'bout tolerance, but cancel you quick if you disagree
Welcome to the People's Republic of "Do as I say, not as do we..."

[Chorus]
We're livin' in the States of Confusion, coast to coast it's the same
Red states, blue states, everybody playin' the blame game
From sea to shinin' sea, it's one big comedy
States of Confusion — Lord, have mercy on me!

[Verse 2 – Middle]
Drive through Missouri, show-me state turned State of Misery
Gateway Arch standin' tall over meth labs and BBQ misery
Kansas City steaks, but the heartland's feelin' the squeeze
Flyover country gettin' forgotten while the coasts do as they please
Show me the money, show me the jobs, show me where the hope went
'Cause right now Missouri's just one long State of Misery lament

[Verse 3 – West Coast]
Then there's California — sorry, I mean Commiefornia dream
Where the stars all glitter and the taxes make you scream
Silicon Valley billionaires preachin' "save the planet" from their jets
While homeless tents line the sidewalks and the middle class just forgets
Legal weed in the morning, illegal everything by night
Commiefornia — where the sunshine's bright but the future ain't right

[Verse 4 – Michigan]
Now back to my own backyard, the great MICH-again
Once Motor City muscle, now rust and regret on the brain
Detroit went bankrupt, but the taxes still keep on risin'
Politicians promise jobs while the factories keep on closin'
Great Lakes glisten, but the economy's in the tank
MICH-again — yeah, we're tryin' real hard... but we just keep fallin' back

[Verse 5 – Illinois]
And don't get me started on Illinois — the State of ILLannoyed
Chicago corruption runnin' deep like that deep-dish void
Politicians grinnin' while the taxes keep on risin' high
Windy City blowin' smoke, makin' honest folks wanna cry
Springfield to the suburbs, everybody's gettin' fleeced
ILLannoyed as hell — yeah, this state's a straight-up beast

[Verse 6 - Texas (courtesy of xAI/@grok(x-acct version)]
Now we hit Texas, Lone Star State of TEX-ass Pride 
Oil barons ridin' high while the grid fries nationwide 
Austin weirdos dancin' with cowboys in the heat 
Border talk and ballots, can't keep the chaos off repeat 
Big trucks, bigger hats, and politics that bite 
TEX-ass – yeehaw freedom, but the power's out tonight!

[ADD YOUR REMIX VERSE, having some fun with your State here]

[Final Chorus – bigger]
We're livin' in the States of Confusion, from MassHysteria to Commiefornia shore
State of Misery in the middle, MICHagain and ILLannoyed forevermore
Red, blue, purple — we're all confused as can be
States of Confusion... but it's still the land of the free

[outro]
Lord, have mercy... States of Confusion... yeah, that's now status of 
"The People, We"

[ original: https://suno.com/s/yXv0iNHVR5SSM4UK
this the   TEX-ass remix
style: Outlaw country rock, satirical political humor, storytelling lyrics, gritty male vocals with attitude, twangy electric and acoustic guitars, pedal steel, driving mid-tempo beat, live band feel, humorous and sarcastic tone, raw production, slight Southern rock edge, like a mix of old-school country rock and modern satirical songwriting ]

[Concept and Lyrics by: Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with xAI/Grok assist expanding upon my State mock-name puns/plays. Music @suno system. [See too semi-related "PATRIOTS - THE PEOPLE, WE" (and other Pro-USA tunes) https://tinyurl.com/JLDonSUNO.

Open to/for REMIXES, add your own mockery of your State.

FloriDUH (Florida Man puns) next? Maine (anything but my main choice)? MissiSLIPie? WhyOhWhyOming? TenneseeYaL8R? Thune, South NoGoTA, loon??? New Yuck New Yuck? AiridZona? Skeedattle WashingToneDeaf? PennsylTuckie stuckie?  LOL ]

[ Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster (ChristiTutionalist)) 
original version: https://suno.com/s/yXv0iNHVR5SSM4UK 
TEX-ass remix: https://suno.com/s/HN4npO1NZwMrLxcF 
Bob Lement (podcaster (Static Radio)): 
2 MO-mixes  (Punk)  remixes:
https://suno.com/s/NzHWKBgL9wtxtl2V
https://suno.com/s/JVHIRbLodQQIrFe9   ]

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[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [intro] Welcome to the States of Confusion U - S - of - A United we sit, where once we used to Stand all playing different tunes, no longer the same band [Verse 1 – East Coast] Woke up in Massachusetts, land of the free and the taxed Harvard elites sippin' lattes, tellin' us how we should act From Boston to Cambridge, it's all MassHysteria Protests in the streets while they're countin' their hysterics Yellin' 'bout tolerance, but cancel you quick if you disagree Welcome to the People's Republic of "Do as I say, not as do we..." [Chorus] We're livin' in the States of Confusion, coast to coast it's the same Red states, blue states, everybody playin' the blame game From sea to shinin' sea, it's one big comedy States of Confusion — Lord, have mercy on me! [Verse 2 – Middle] Drive through Missouri, show-me state turned State of Misery Gateway Arch standin' tall over meth labs and BBQ misery Kansas City steaks, but the heartland's feelin' the squeeze Flyover country gettin' forgotten while the coasts do as they please Show me the money, show me the jobs, show me where the hope went 'Cause right now Missouri's just one long State of Misery lament [Verse 3 – West Coast] Then there's California — sorry, I mean Commiefornia dream Where the stars all glitter and the taxes make you scream Silicon Valley billionaires preachin' "save the planet" from their jets While homeless tents line the sidewalks and the middle class just forgets Legal weed in the morning, illegal everything by night Commiefornia — where the sunshine's bright but the future ain't right [Verse 4 – Michigan] Now back to my own backyard, the great MICH-again Once Motor City muscle, now rust and regret on the brain Detroit went bankrupt, but the taxes still keep on risin' Politicians promise jobs while the factories keep on closin' Great Lakes glisten, but the economy's in the tank MICH-again — yeah, we're tryin' real hard... but we just keep fallin' back [Verse 5 – Illinois] And don't get me started on Illinois — the State of ILLannoyed Chicago corruption runnin' deep like that deep-dish void Politicians grinnin' while the taxes keep on risin' high Windy City blowin' smoke, makin' honest folks wanna cry Springfield to the suburbs, everybody's gettin' fleeced ILLannoyed as hell — yeah, this state's a straight-up beast [Verse 6 - Texas (courtesy of xAI/@grok(x-acct version)] Now we hit Texas, Lone Star State of TEX-ass Pride Oil barons ridin' high while the grid fries nationwide Austin weirdos dancin' with cowboys in the heat Border talk and ballots, can't keep the chaos off repeat Big trucks, bigger hats, and politics that bite TEX-ass – yeehaw freedom, but the power's out tonight! [ADD YOUR REMIX VERSE, having some fun with your State here] [Final Chorus – bigger] We're livin' in the States of Confusion, from MassHysteria to Commiefornia shore State of Misery in the middle, MICHagain and ILLannoyed forevermore Red, blue, purple — we're all confused as can be States of Confusion... but it's still the land of the free [outro] Lord, have mercy... States of Confusion... yeah, that's now status of "The People, We" [ original: https://suno.com/s/yXv0iNHVR5SSM4UK this the TEX-ass remix style: Outlaw country rock, satirical political humor, storytelling lyrics, gritty male vocals with attitude, twangy electric and acoustic guitars, pedal steel, driving mid-tempo beat, live band feel, humorous and sarcastic tone, raw production, slight Southern rock edge, like a mix of old-school country rock and modern satirical songwriting ] [Concept and Lyrics by: Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with xAI/Grok assist expanding upon my State mock-name puns/plays. Music @suno system. [See too semi-related "PATRIOTS - THE PEOPLE, WE" (and other Pro-USA tunes) https://tinyurl.com/JLDonSUNO. Open to/for REMIXES, add your own mockery of your State. FloriDUH (Florida Man puns) next? Maine (anything but my main choice)? MissiSLIPie? WhyOhWhyOming? TenneseeYaL8R? Thune, South NoGoTA, loon??? New Yuck New Yuck? AiridZona? Skeedattle WashingToneDeaf? PennsylTuckie stuckie? LOL ] [ Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster (ChristiTutionalist)) original version: https://suno.com/s/yXv0iNHVR5SSM4UK TEX-ass remix: https://suno.com/s/HN4npO1NZwMrLxcF Bob Lement (podcaster (Static Radio)): 2 MO-mixes (Punk) remixes: https://suno.com/s/NzHWKBgL9wtxtl2V https://suno.com/s/JVHIRbLodQQIrFe9 ]

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