[INTRO: 118 BPM, D minor, distant alpine wind] [DISTANT COWBELLS] [ALPINE HORN: low ominous note] [SOLO YODELER, distant] Yo-de-lay-ee... Yo-de-lay-ee-OOO! [SILENCE] [INDUSTRIAL IMPACT] [DROP-TUNED GUITARS: massive D-minor machine riff] DUN! DUN! DA-DA-DUN! [MARTIAL DRUMS + METALLIC PERCUSSION] [VERSE 1: deep commanding baritone, clipped rhythm] High on the mountain, Cold is the stone. Thunder is calling— I answer alone. Iron below me, Lightning above. I came for destruction— [YODELER, sweetly] Yo-de-lay-HEE! [BARITONE] ...and maybe for love. [BAND STOP] [YODELER] Yodel-ay-ee-OOOO! [GUITAR imitates exact yodel rhythm] CHUG-a-CHUG-CHUG—CHUUUG! [PRE-CHORUS: rising industrial tension] [BARITONE] Hear the mountain! [CHOIR] HEAR IT! Feel the ground! [CHOIR] FEEL IT! When the hammer falls— [DOUBLE KICK BUILD] [ALL] WE YODEL LOUD! [CHORUS: enormous industrial metal + Alpine choir] JODEL! JODEL! JODELHÄMMER! [YODELER] Yo-de-lay-ee! Yo-de-lay-OOO! [ALL] LOUDER! HARDER! JODELHÄMMER! [YODELER] HOL-LA-DI-OH-DI-AAAA! [GUITARS mimic yodel melody] [BARITONE] From the valley to the sky— [ALL] JODEL OR DIE! [BAND HIT] [VERSE 2: mechanical riff, accordion joins] Steel in the morning, Fire at night. Accordion screaming, Amplifiers ignite. Cows on the hillside Are starting to flee. [YODELER] Yo-de-lay-ee! [BARITONE] THEY CANNOT HANDLE OUR FREQUENCY. [COWBELL: CLANG!] [INSTRUMENTAL: accordion vs distorted guitar duel] [CHORUS] JODEL! JODEL! JODELHÄMMER! Yo-de-lay-ee! Yo-de-lay-OOO! LOUDER! HARDER! JODELHÄMMER! From the mountain to the sky— JODEL OR DIE! [BREAKDOWN: half-time, brutally heavy] [BARITONE, whispered] Yo. [GUITAR] CHUG! [BARITONE] De. [GUITAR] CHUG! [BARITONE] Lay. [GUITAR] CHUG-CHUG! [YODELER] HEEEEEEEEE! [8-STRING GUITAR: descending breakdown] [BARITONE] YO! [ALL INSTRUMENTS] DUN! [BARITONE] DE! [ALL INSTRUMENTS] DUN! [BARITONE] LAY! [ALL] DUN-DUN-DUN! [YODELER, impossibly fast] YODELAY-HEE-YODELAY-HOO- YODELAY-HEE-YODELAY-HOO! [GUITARS synchronize exactly with yodel] [POLYRHYTHMIC YODEL BREAKDOWN] [BARITONE] FASTER. [TEMPO RAMP: 118 → 150 BPM] [DOUBLE-KICK DRUMS] [YODELER] HOLADI-HOLADI-HOLADI-HEE! HOLADI-HOLADI-HOLADI-HOO! [BARITONE] FASTER! [TREMOLO GUITARS + ACCORDION + ALPINE HORN] [YODELER: escalating into virtuosic madness] YO-DE-LAY-EE-OOO! YO-DE-LAY-EE-AAA! HOLADI-HEE! HOLADI-HOO! [FINAL CHORUS: 150 BPM, maximum intensity] JODEL! JODEL! JODELHÄMMER! [CHOIR] JODELHÄMMER! [YODELER] YO-DE-LAY-HEE! [CHOIR] JODELHÄMMER! [BARITONE] THE MOUNTAIN— [ALL] YODELS BACK! [FINAL BREAKDOWN: absurdly heavy] YO! [CHUG] DE! [CHUG] LAY! [CHUG-CHUG] YO! [CHUG] DE! [CHUG] LAY! [CHUG-CHUG] [ALPINE HORN + GUITARS sustain D] [BARITONE, whispered] Jodel... [DISTANT YODELER] Yo-de-lay-ee-oooo... [COWBELL] CLANG. [FINAL MASSIVE BAND HIT]
