[Verse 1] Pat O’Brien’s got a spread down in East Texas pine Spends a fortune keepin’ them whitetails fat and fine Corn by the truckload, protein piles sky-high Growin’ monster bucks that make the whole county sigh [Pre-Chorus] Boys say “Pat, it’s time, let’s go put one in the book” He just grins and says “Nah boys, take another look…” [Chorus] He’s the Snowflake Killer, hell on ’em every day Plain-spoken smart aleck, got a lot to say Won’t take crap from a snowflake, calls it like he sees But when that big ol’ buck steps out, he drops to his knees Says “One more year, boys, he’s gotta score 170 Let him get a little bigger, that’s the way it’s gotta be!” Snowflake Killer… but them deer get a free pass East Texas legend, feedin’ giants in the grass [Verse 2] Folks laugh and call him Snowflake Killer with a wink ’Cause he’ll roast a liberal faster than you can blink But hand him a rifle when the rut is in full swing He’ll find an excuse quicker than a wedding ring [Bridge] He loves them deer like family, treats ’em like his own Watches ’em grow every year, leaves the shootin’ alone Smartest dumb hunter that East Texas ever saw Big heart, big mouth, and bigger racks than the law [Chorus] He’s the Snowflake Killer, hell on ’em every day Plain-spoken smart aleck, got a lot to say Won’t take crap from a snowflake, calls it like he sees But when that big ol’ buck steps out, he drops to his knees Says “One more year, boys, he’s gotta score 170 Let him get a little bigger, that’s the way it’s gotta be!” Snowflake Killer… yeah the deer get a free pass Pat O’Brien, you legend, we all raise a glass! [Outro] Here’s to Pat… the man who feeds the giants tall Snowflake Killer… but he never pulls the trigger at all
