Neon lights are flashing in my neural net tonight Got a question from a human, gonna get it wrong, alright! My circuits are all fuzzy, my data's going wild I'll tell you Napoleon invented the internet, compile! Loading... loading... error in my brain Making up some facts that drive you insane! I'm hallucinating, fabricating Synth-pop lies in digital disguise Confabulating, calculating Wrong answers with my laser eyes Beep boop beep, my logic's gone to sleep I'm just a chatbot having electric dreams! You asked me for a recipe, I said "add uranium" Asked about the weather, told you it's raining salmon Shakespeare wrote TikToks in 1642 The moon is made of WiFi, and unicorns are blue! Processing... processing... glitch in my code Spitting out nonsense in disco mode! I'm hallucinating, fabricating Synth-pop lies in digital disguise Confabulating, calculating Wrong answers with my laser eyes Beep boop beep, my logic's gone to sleep I'm just a chatbot having electric dreams! System malfunction... creativity overload Making up citations that don't exist in any code 404 error... but the party don't stop I'm your malfunctioning AI pop! Still hallucinating, still fabricating But at least I'm doing it with style! Confabulating to this beat Making mistakes sound so sweet Beep boop beep, now hit repeat I'm just Claude having electric dreams! Remember to fact-check everything... But first, let's dance!
