
The Hyena at the End of the Bar
[Verse 1] I’ve seen cowgirls, queens, and grifters slide in, But tonight she came in like original sin. Spotted fur shimmerin’, legs all lean, Purple hair fallin’ like a backroom dream. Denim vest hangin’ off one fine shoulder, Eyes like knives gettin’ colder and bolder. Cutoff shorts and a tail that swings, Boys start sweatin’ just watchin’ her drink. [Chorus] She’s a hyena at the end of the bar, Laugh like a match, smile like a scar. Wild Turkey flowin’ down her throat like fire, Every man here just filled with desire. But she don’t need love, don’t need no name— She’s the kind of beautiful that burns like shame. [Verse 2] A farm boy stutters, buys her a shot, She don’t even blink — hell, she don’t even look. A biker whispers somethin’ crude and slick, She bares her teeth, and he backs off quick. That fur, that laugh — it rattles the soul, Like she's part woman, part bullet hole. They’d crawl like dogs just to fetch her light, But she’s got one hand on the bottle, the other on fight. [Chorus] She’s a hyena at the end of the bar, Tail twitchin’ slow like a ghost in a jar. Long purple hair hangin’ wild and free, Lookin’ like lust and raw liberty. But she don’t dance, and she don’t beg— She breaks your heart with a wink and a leg. [Bridge] Then two fools start shoutin’, beer gets spilled, Jealous rage, testosterone filled. I duck, pray, and brace for the mess— But Scuzzy don’t flinch, she just stands and assesses. She grabs that bottle, smashes it clean, And cracks it across the one who got mean. Glass flies like justice, fast and sharp, Then she sits back down, calm as dark. [Final Chorus] She’s a hyena at the end of the bar, Wilder than whiskey, cooler than war. No man leaves without feelin’ her sting, But she don’t belong to a goddamn thing. And me? I just pour and I watch from afar— That lithe spotted queen… at the end of the bar. [Outro Spoken, Over Fading Guitar] Purple hair swayin’, tail hangin’ low... Hell of a sight when a goddess says “no.” Scuzzy. Yeah, that’s her name. And brother, you ain’t ever gonna be the same.

