[Verse] Listen up, sweetheart, we’ve all seen this show, You’re the pretty little blonde who’s always the first to go. It’s a horror movie, and we know how this goes, Why you’re making these choices, God only knows. [Chorus] If you wanna make it out alive (in one piece) Follow these rules to survive (write this down) Don’t end up dead, don’t lose your head, Recite these rules instead. Don’t be THAT GIRL who always dies (Rep—Pre—Sent!) Give that killer a big surprise (turn the tables) Do what I say, get it right— And you MIGHT just make it through the night. [Verse] If something knocks at 3 a.m., don’t say, “Who can that be?” Don’t open the door, there’s nothing to see. Saying, “It can’t get worse,” is like casting a curse, Don’t send those vibes into the universe. When the footsteps lead off into the trees, That’s the Murder Path, sweetheart—turn around, please. Don’t walk around blind, you won’t like what you find, If you die, you can’t just hit rewind. [Verse] If someone went through trouble to hide it away, There was probably a reason—just leave it that way. Put down the Ouija board, don’t ask it for a name, Summoning demons isn’t a party game. If your smart TV comes on with static, There is probably a demon in your attic. If you see someone who should be six feet deep, Run and get away from that creep! [Chorus] If you wanna make it out alive (in one piece) Follow these rules to survive (write this down) Don’t end up dead, don’t lose your head, Recite these rules instead. Don’t be THAT GIRL who always dies (Rep—Pre—Sent!) Give that killer a big surprise (turn the tables) Do what I say, get it right— And you MIGHT just make it through the night. [Outro] Will you ever learn?
